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I had a nightmare just last night
Where you lived with me and caused a fight.
I had tried to hold your hand
But you ripped mine off and called me bland.
I had another the night before last.
In which you put my body in a cast.
I had asked for your hand in marriage.
In a panic you ran me over in a horse driven carriage.
I love you and you know its true
But stay out of my dreams so I can live to try something new.
I'm not saying your to blame
But Please stay out so I can keep sane.
- by raothelastofmykind |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 04/02/2009 |
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- Title: Nightmare
- Artist: raothelastofmykind
- Description: I wrote this as a joke for an ex girlfriend. She never got it and claimed that I was being rude but hopefully you guys will appreciate it.
- Date: 04/02/2009
- Tags: nightmare
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Comments (5 Comments)
- Hanuman Visits Lanka - 07/28/2009
- ^_^ lol awsome i like it!
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- Lullaby Kitten - 06/14/2009
- I love it! Its awesome and funny!
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- rawr_eye_love_u - 05/20/2009
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lololol!!!!!!! that made me laugh so hard that i just lost the game!!! that is so hillarious.
and i get the impression that your ex is very emotional and not the brightest crayon in the box if u know what i mean...... - Report As Spam
- Guardian Daisuke - 04/07/2009
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hahaha... tsk tsk
What a nightmare...
Poor ex..
hahaha
nice poem..
would you mind if i copy it and share it to my friends??
specifically girlfriends hahah..
hope to read another post from you!! - Report As Spam
- Daddy Got This Account - 04/03/2009
- XD thats funny. i was laughing the whole time, and btw, im sorry, but your ex must bot have been too bright. ^^" but aside from that i like it. ^^ 5/5
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