• Chaos Queen, lovely vision,
    Trickster of no Mortal myth,
    I shuffle my cards, I have a question,
    Eris... Eris... Give me a message!

    Discordian knowledge, steeped in bullshit,
    Erisian love, with Chaos on top,
    I fell compelled to move my dagger,
    Five cards, a message from the horses mouth,

    Mistress of disorder, apple, Kallisti,
    Thing's'll work out, have faith,
    Feel safe, no fear, no doubt,
    Don't sabotage yourself,

    Who says things can't be what they aren't?
    In Discordian rule, all would reverse,
    And chasing Dragons, through rainbow forests,
    I give myself to you...
    I give myself to you.