• First waltz down Wall Street.
    Make friends with the bankrupt and crusade for animal rights.
    Keep your money from the stock market; instead spend it on the little things like porn.

    Go left at the Conservatives and laugh at their elephant.
    Go straight past the pro-lifers and their rants against birth control and choice.
    Go past the church with anti-homosexual signs and their damning preachers.

    You are there.

    There where the scent of tarnished morals burn your nose.
    There where feminists scream for their rights.
    There where non-believers hang in the square.

    To get to Hell,

    Think of Sex for recreation.
    Think of Sin as a sport.
    Think of all the things you shouldn’t.
    Just be yourself and you’ll get there just fine.