• Did you hear? He is coming! What do you mean who? I mean him.
    The man whose touch turns things into gold.
    Yes a gift surely. Of course it is. You get all the gold you need to buy what you want.
    Well yes that is true but he could get other people to bring it to his golden house.
    Yes a golden TV with golden remotes.
    It must be amazing to live like that.
    What if he touched himself?
    Well I guess he would turn to gold.
    I heard that others have been touched.
    They became living statues. How wonderful that must be, A living golden statue.
    If not he could add them to a collection.
    Yes.
    Well don’t get too excited he might not be here at all
    . But I know he is.
    You are talking to him.
    Yes and guess what.
    Poke.
    Another to add to my collection.