• Forget it
    You must be kidding
    I'm too stupid to write one,
    I have no pencil to write with.
    I have no paper to write on.
    I'm blind, so... I can't write one
    I'm still asleep.... you duece! D:
    Poems are like bad songs, like, from Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, and I hate poems and Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers.
    What's a poem?
    OMG! I have Polio! Take me to the Nurse!
    Time's up? Uh oh!
    All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
    You like it? Really? No kidding.
    Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?