• Friend or foe, friend or foe?
    Which is which, how should I know?
    Are you my friend, are you my foe?
    Neither. What? It can't be so.
    Come now, come now. Tell me true,
    Friend or foe, which are you?
    No, there's no such thing as neither.
    What? You can't be both either.
    Friend or foe, friend or foe?
    Please, please, please. I need to know.
    Who to kill, who to keep?
    It's friends and foes that I must seek.
    Friends I love, foes I kill!
    What? You dare me? Ha! I will!
    Friends are dear, come to me friends.
    What? You lie, friendships can't end!
    My, my, my. No enemies?
    Did they all die from some disease?
    Enemies?! Enemies?! Where are my delightful foes?
    I guess that they got scared, but I didn't see them go.
    Friend or foe, friend or foe?
    Please, please, please. I must know.