A man walks in around 5 a.m.
He sports a coat and a double chin.
He's out late on business, an important man,
But he's not too important to be next weeks "lamb".
So I say "welcome sir, here's the deal;
If you help me out back you'll eat free veal."
A hungry man is easily bought
He follows me to the back without second thought
We take a trip to the back
The fat man nearly has a heart attack
Some people say it's morbid, gross
I just say it makes a better roast
So he turns to me and asks "what's the plan?"
I hit him on the head with a frying pan
As he falls to the floor I look at his face
It's almost as if he knows how he'll taste
I've been a help to my corporation
Ecstaticly eager for my compensation
That man brought in a pretty penny
It was the most delicious thing since I cut up Kenny
Behind the oven and greasy fryers
Contains a racket ripe with buyers
Human flesh is the new big thing
For men with slaves and flashy bling
With Benjamin bills and whistling song
The sheriffs in town never quite "catch on"
So we pull in cash and sell the meat
Without the word ever hitting the street
Some nights after, I sit at the bar
I see a person pull up in a car
The first one that I've had all night
This little lady looks like she'd put up a fight
So the woman walks in, she's wearing black
Piercings in her nose, a tattoo on her back
She looks a little fiesty, nothing I can't handle
With a flick of my wrist she'll be snuffed out like a candle
But she's too quick, she stabs with a knife
And to think, I was intent on taking her life
So with one last breath and an evil stare
I take down that whore by her ******** hair
I didn't even need her, it didn't have to end
But unlike so many others I break and not bend
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