• Crazy old man, lives across my street
    Wears shoes on his hand, and gloves on his feet

    He never ever pays his bills
    Has a stuffed dog, names him Phil

    He's sleeps during day, and awakes at night
    He has a fish who's seen the light

    Several teeth is missing, the rest tinted brown
    Dare to take a sniff, and come falling right down

    In desire need of shaving his ear
    Which is hairy and gray, the reason he cant hear

    He has no one, not children nor wife
    No weapon to defend himself, not even a knife

    Not a smart cookie
    In everything, he's a rookie

    He's very lazy, he has no job
    He just sits there, one big blob

    It's been 8 months, and he hasn't clipped his nails
    Just one look at him, he's a total fail

    But at the end, he's sweet and nice
    Once you get past the fact he has lice