• Ladies and jellyspoones
    l come before you
    To stand behind you
    And tell you of something
    l know nothing about

    Thursday night
    The day after Friday
    There will be a ladies meeting
    For gentleman only

    Wear your best clothes
    If you haven't any

    Admision is free
    You can pay at the door
    l'll give you a sit
    You can sit on the floor

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