• If unicorns were real
    that would be a blast
    they'd only have one horn
    and rainbows on their a**

    And leprakhons too
    carrying big pots of gold
    those drunk little bastards
    started the bar brawls of old

    Centaurs are great
    they carry big pointy sticks
    part horse and part man
    and they have huge horsey....never mind

    You know what,
    Im not even gonna
    go there

    last but not least
    dragons are rad
    but all that fire and brimstone
    makes their breath smell reall bad

    Well there they are
    the things that don't exist
    but if they do I'd better run
    cuz this song just got them pissed!