• AFI
    A Fire Inside.
    Is that all it stands for?
    Abuncha Fuking Idiots is one meaning.
    But who am I to say there aren't more?
    I have located several other AFIs, let them all be respected:

    Aggressive French Isotopes: Beware. They hurt like crap.
    American Film Institue; we make movies in America.
    A Freakin Igloo! What the hell!
    Architects For Integration! Join the Cause!
    Apples From India: Come in multiple suntans.
    Alquida's First IceCream: Learn how he came to hate America.
    A Firari Investigation: 2 wounded and 1 dead. All at the repair shop now.
    Albequerky Family Inn. What do you think the slogan is.
    A Failed Inlaw. Devorce after two days?
    Another Fart Inquiry: Awkward silence at Congress.
    Armed Forces Insurance: Funding unjust violence without justified reason!