• Do I seem like the sort
    with which you'd consort?
    If so, then do come
    and have tea.
    We'll each have a cup
    and tell tales,
    both hilarious and corrupt,
    and oh, such horrors we'll share.
    Sure, it's not your average tea party
    but the pleasures will be hearty.
    A good time,
    I shall promise to all.
    So if you dare,
    please join me there.
    You won't be disappointed.
    This, I swear.