• Dancing in the roses,
    Up atop the hills,
    Then I realized they had thorns,
    So I danced in daffodils.

    Big smile on my face!
    What is that, a trampoline?
    So I left the pretty field,
    My smile bigger than you've seen.

    Bouncing up and down.
    The wind blowing in my hair.
    I looked up, HOLY CRAP!
    What's that thing over there?

    Oh my good golly gosh!
    What's that under the sun?
    It's a pretty awesome rainbow,
    If I ever have seen one!

    So I skipped and jumped and flailed around,
    And I ran to find the end.
    I didn't expect to trip.
    And fall off of a cliff.

    TRAGEDY! DEATH!
    APPARENTLY SHE'S DEAD!
    FRONT LINE STORY! LOT OF DOUGH!
    THERE A ROCK JAMMED IN HER HEAD!

    Hey she's alive!

    Lying on the hospital bed,
    How fun it's really been!
    They filled me full of lots of drugs,
    You really should have seen!

    Everything's really funny,
    I've got an elephant for a nurse.
    And she even gave me,
    A lollipop from her purse!

    PURSE PURSE! HA HA HA!
    LOLLIPOP FROM IT!
    PURSE PURSE! PURSE MY LIPS.
    IT'S SOUR, JUST A BIT!

    My bed is rolling down,
    the hospital hallways.
    There's nobody around,
    To stop it's craziness.

    But this is really fun, WHOOPEE!
    I'm starting to go slow.
    I want to go again except,
    I fell out a window.

    TRAGEDY! DEATH!
    WE CAN'T FIND HER ANYWHERE!
    THE HOSPITAL WILL BE SUED!
    SHE WAS TAKEN BY A BEAR!

    Pretty bear, carry me,
    To the end of the rainbow.
    Thank you friend, I'm smiling
    You can stop biting me though.

    Hey look at the pretty bear cubs!
    They've come you see it too!
    Then the mama bear told me,
    "YOU FOOL! THEY'VE COME TO EAT YOU"

    I didn't think that sounded fun,
    So I got out of her jaw,
    It's really been a pleasure Ma,
    But the rainbow's what I want.

    So I skipped and jumped and flailed around,
    And I ran to find the end.
    I didn't expect to trip.
    And fall off of that cliff.
    And smash into your roof.
    And knock out your pretty tooth.
    And that's what happened Mommy.
    And I'm telling you the truth!


    -See! Even a poem about a little girl falling off of a cliff, being drugged out of her mind, and almost being eaten by bears can be happy!!! biggrin