• The Dog Ate My Homework.
    You've Heard that Before?
    This One Ate The Table,
    Then Chewed Through The Door!

    Broke Into The Living Room,
    With His Munch Mouth,
    Snacked On Some Carpet,
    And Lunched On The Couch!

    He Chewed Up Some Albums,
    Then Swolled The Mail!
    Even Ate Pretzels,
    Though They Were Stale!

    He Garbaged Down Everything,
    Left In His Path,
    And Still Wasn't Full,
    When We Found My Math!

    He Chewed Tops Off The Bottles,
    Then Drank All The Pop.
    As Far As I Know,
    He Still Hasn't Stopped!

    If You Don't Believe Me,
    Then Give My Brother A Call.
    If He Still Has A Kitchen,
    Or A Phone On The Wall!

    He'll Answer And Tell You,
    This Story Is True.
    The Dog Ate My Homework.
    What Could I Do?