• My darling, my lover my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life
    I see your when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming
    Kind, intelligent, loving, hot
    That describes everything that you're not
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    I only slept with you because i was pissed
    I thought that i could love no other
    that was until i met your mother
    Roses are red violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet and so are you
    But the roses are withering the violets are dead
    The sugar bowl is empty and so is your heas
    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag of your face
    I love your face your smile your eyes
    Damn I'm good at telling lies
    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell that way
    What inspired this incredible rhyme
    Two part vodka and one part lime