The Haikus I Recieved an F on.

• Artist: 7dancer10
• Description: Seriously, I turned in these Haikus for an assignment in English....and my teacher made me redo them because she thought that I didn't try.....but I did try! She has no idea how hard it is to create decent poems that are god-awful!
  ^_^ comment please on ma poetry! (note:this is meant to be funny, so please don't bash on me about dissing real poetry)
• Date: 04/13/2010
• Tags: haikus recieved failed funny poetry

Haikus are Easy
Here is a good example
Do you like Waffles?

I want a DeathNote
So that I may Kill you all
Mwa-ha-ha-ha Pwnd.

Haikus are stupid
and uninteresting too
I want a Taco

Beware the fan Girls
For they will get you, and you
won't survive....sorry

I have a Cactus
His name is Jeffory
He is my buddy

I hate Poetry
It reminds me of old cars...
Worthless Useless Junk

School is too Boring
For me. When will this class end?
I want to go home

Comments

[giliras]

i think some are pretty funny. if i was your teacher i would had to of given you an a on some of them XD

[7dancer10]

I never said I was a poet MCjackdaripper. More like smart-alecky teenager.

[SilvertongueSagittarius]

Yeah, you deserved the F. Haikus are supposed to be thoughtful and flow with one central idea. Flowing a meter doesnt make you a poet