• We went to get some pigs.
    They were pretty big.
    We tied the first two up in sacks,
    And put them in the back.
    The third one busted out,
    And people began to shout.
    We chased him round and round,
    And pinned him to the ground.
    We tried to put him in the floor,
    But that was too big of a chore.
    So, we put him in the seat,
    And wished he was dead meat.
    He started to loudly squeel.
    He jumped upon the wheel.
    We ran off the side of the road.
    We almost had to be towed.
    The stench was getting thick,
    And I was getting sick.
    By the time we made it home,
    From his mouth was coming foam.