• Vanilla Candle; By Maria LaFauci
    (A Date night no-no)



    1st Verse;
    Vanilla Candle produces perfect dim light~
    This is sure to be an incredible night~
    Just you, me, and Thai food.

    My cell is on vibrate mode~
    In case my mother calls, you know?~
    Because I’m sure she’ll ask if he proposed.

    Chorus;
    I can’t contain myself~
    I’m so excited I could explode!

    Hope I don’t turn you off with my antics~
    Like I did with poor Mike and Joe…

    But I just get so excited~
    I can’t help it if I toot.

    2nd Verse
    So now you’re here~
    10 minutes late~
    You are so lucky~
    I’m not irate~

    I forgot to mention~
    I hate men that are late.

    Chorus

    Bridge;
    So I’ve spilled my wine~
    On your tux~
    I really can’t~
    Poligize’ nuff’~
    I’m sorry!
    Really!

    Chorus

    (talked) No mother, he didn’t.