• “The Crazy Cat Lady”

    The Crazy Cat Lady is she
    An insane person she be
    Never trust her should thee
    For she has thrown cats at me

    Very violent is she you’ll see
    For with a gun she has chased me
    She has been known to poison her guest’s tea
    To her drinks and her food very hesitant be
    For fills it with cat urine does she

    Many the cats she has stolen
    With dead one’s heads she has bowlin’
    Her brain we think has a hole in
    Or from her mothers arms she had fallen

    Over her roof the cats she has thrown
    Breaking several cats’ organ or bone
    She always speaks in a crazy tone
    Other than her cats she lives alone

    Her hair she never ever brushes
    She always has her sugar rushes
    Her toilet she never flushes
    Though you probably didn’t need to know that

    Her cats she always hugs
    We think she feeds them bugs
    We believe that she’s on drugs
    With her cane she always walks you see
    And many cats carved onto it there be

    One day in June we found her dead
    With cat claw marks on her head
    No longer are we filled with fear and dread
    When across her old street we tread.