• I barked once you were born,

    I barked twice you could walk,

    I barked 3 times you had your first birthday,

    I barked 4 times your nightmares went away,

    I barked 5 times at your 2 and 3 birthday,

    I barked 6 times to help find you in the park

    7 times I saved you from a fall,

    8 times each on your 4th birthday and first day of school,

    9 barks you had your first friend,

    10, 11, 12 your first boyfriend,

    13 each at your graduation and at your wedding,

    14, 15, 16, 17, 18 your first two kids,

    19 - 25 you grew old

    25 - 37 you got cancer,

    38-40 I died,

    41- 62 I was in heaven your cancer was gone,

    63 - 79 your cancer came back,

    80 - 95 you died,

    96 - 100 we were together again,