• OMG MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME
    ITS NOT MY FAULT I SMELL LIKE CHEESE
    I GAVE HIM KISS BUT HE COULDN'T FACE IT,
    HIS BEARD GOT STUCK, INSIDE MY BRACES
    LIFE SO HARD, I WANNA DIE
    BUT TOO BAD IM SCARED OF KNIVES sad
    TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF ON A WHIM
    BUT TOO BAD CAUSE I COULD SWIM
    JUMPED OFF A BUILDING WITH NO DELAY
    LIKE ALTAIR I FELL IN HAY
    GOT A GUN AND PULLED THE TRIGGA
    BUT IM A WEREWOLF, MOM WHERES THE SILVA?
    THIS POAM SUCKS SAID THE TROLL
    ONLY ONE STAR I GIVE THIS ROLL
    IF YOU SAY THAT THEN YOU'RE A MEANIE
    ILL BAKE YO ASH INTO A PENINI
    OMG POEMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS
    IF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DELIRIOUS
    ALL THE GOOD JOKES ARGON STOLEN BY THE COPPERS
    TRO-LO-LO-LO-LO IM NOT A DOCTOR
    EMO POEM IM SO SAD
    I WENT HUNTING AND SHOT MY DAD
    WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON THE FLY
    I LOOKED AT HIS FACE... WAIT WHOS THIS GUY?
    I WENT TO JAIL FOR SHOOTING A HUNTER
    THERE I DROPPED THE SOAP AND MET A GUY NAMED GUNTER
    YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED SO I WONT EXPLAIN
    LETS JUST SAY IT WAS A PAIN!!!
    EMO POAM THIS WILL NOT WIN
    GAIANS DON'T LIKE FUNNY MEN
    WELL IF YOU THINK THIS IS OFFENSIVE
    GTFO YOU'RE APPREHISIVE
    THIS POAM RULES LESS EMO BRO
    I GET SAD WHEN I STUB MY TOE
    OW OW OW WTF MAN
    MY DAD JUST HIT ME WITH HIS VAN
    NOW I KNOW THIS POEM IS CONFUSING
    BUT I DO HOPE ITS AMUSING
    ITS TO MAKE THE SAD SMILE BRIGHT
    WTF I SEE A KITE
    YES IF YOU'RE WONDERING I HAVE A.D.D
    AND MY KITE JUST HIT A TREE
    COULD YOU PLEASE GET IT FOR ME
    IM BUSY PLAYING ON MY WII
    NOW ILL END THIS FUNNY TALE
    BECAUSE GUNTER WANTS ME IN JAIL
    BEFORE THE COPPERS COME TO KILL ME
    A KILLER ELEMENT IS FREDDY MERCURY