Are you bored with reality? Is the “real world” beginning to irritate and depress you? Are you thinking about ending your life because of all the normality out there? If you answered yes to the last one, then you need help, but if you answered yes to the first two then I’ve got the place for you! The Guild of Laughing Corpses is a place where you can be totally random and completely insane without any judgment or restrictions—aside from the occasional joke or twelve.
In the Guild of Laughing Corpses, we believe that having an overdose of randomocity is the solution for everything. We believe that laughter is the best medicine, that all of life’s questions could be answered with a completely random statement. We believe that the rules of reality do not apply. We think that being able to partake in something totally random is good for the soul—if you still have yours, for Wal-Marts all across America have stolen many over the years—and may even lengthen life expectancy. So, what are you waiting for? Join the Guild of Laughing Corpses, where you’ll laugh yourself to death or we’ll do it for you!
Note: The guild is still in the construction phase, so please bear with me.