So welcome all VERY SPECIAL AGENTS to the most AMAZING! N.C.I.S guild EVER!!! Not to mention the most active(at least i hope.....P) All I truly ask is that you follow the rules and be ACTIVE! (oh and of course join!)So Gear Up. Get a free, complimentary Gibbs slap, and hot the join button all ready rotflol!!!

Rule #1 Never let suspects stay together.
S1 Ep 01 "Yankee White"

Rule #1 Never screw over your partner.
S4 Ep14 "Blowback"

Rule #2 Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
S1 Ep01 "Yankee White"

Rule #3 Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
S1 Ep01 "Yankee White"

Rule #3 Never be unreachable.
S3 Ep13 "Deception"

Rule #4 The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
S4 Ep14 "Blowback"

Rule #7 Always be specific when you lie.
S1 Ep23 "Reveille"

Rule #8 Never take anything for granted.
S3 Ep10 "Probie"

Rule #9 Never go anywhere without a knife.
S1 Ep13 "One Shot, One Kill" and S1 Ep20 "Missing"

Rule #11 When the job is done, walk away.
S6 Ep24.

Rule #12 Never date a coworker.
S1 Ep15 "Enigma"

Rule #13 Never, ever call lawyers.
S6 Ep07 "Collateral Damage"

Rule #15 Always work as a team.
S5 Ep05 "Leap of Faith"

Rule #18 It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
S3 Ep04 "Silver War"

Rule #22 Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
S4 Ep10 "Smoked"

Rule #23 Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
S2 Ep09 "Forced Entry"

Rule #26 Never apologize -- it's a sign of weakness.
S3 Ep23 "Hiatus Part 1"

Rule #38 Your case, you lead.
S6 Ep16 "Bounce"



Those are the rules now to join the BEST NCIS GUILD EVER!! You must


1.Tell me your favorite character.(and why if you want sumthn special...)
2.What is Abby(my) favorite drink?(free hugs if you tell me what is ACTUALLY in it)
3.Who has died so far???(if your a Probie who you want to die)

Thats it Probationary Officers so hit the button already!!(DiNozzo give that back!!*Gibbs slap ensues*) Bye!