You're traveling through a dark and misty forest.
Some crackpot hobo by the name of Ol' Pete was rambling on saying that there's a dumpster in the middle of this forest that contains everything in the universe.
You know what we've all learned from fairy tales, always listen to a rambling hobo.
After what seems hours of walking through the thick wilds you come across a little shack with the words "Junk in the Trunk" written on a sign just above the door.
The words look oddly like they were scraped into the wood with antlers.
It's no universe filled dumpster, but you're curious anyways.
You enter the shack and think "This can't possibly be a shop"
You see an array of strange items like pirate captain coats, chef hats, chewed up gloves and socks, and machetes.
Just then, you're approached by a group of strangers wearing antlers on their heads.
"You seem like a nice specimen. How would you like to join up with our crew and support our little friend Carl?"
A huge elk with glowing eyes comes out from the back of the shop.
"Meet Carl. Don't worry, he only murders people who wear bells or kill his fellow elks. .... and about another 40% who come in here and don't buy anything"
"Wait a second!" you say to the leader "I thought you said little friend. He's HUGE!"
"Hey! Be nice! Carl is very sensitive about his weight!"
Carl approaches you and sniffs every inch of your body.
It looks as if he likes you. He turns and grunts in approval to his followers.
"It's your choice." The leader of the group holds out a pair of antlers to you "Do you accept?"
Some crackpot hobo by the name of Ol' Pete was rambling on saying that there's a dumpster in the middle of this forest that contains everything in the universe.
You know what we've all learned from fairy tales, always listen to a rambling hobo.
After what seems hours of walking through the thick wilds you come across a little shack with the words "Junk in the Trunk" written on a sign just above the door.
The words look oddly like they were scraped into the wood with antlers.
It's no universe filled dumpster, but you're curious anyways.
You enter the shack and think "This can't possibly be a shop"
You see an array of strange items like pirate captain coats, chef hats, chewed up gloves and socks, and machetes.
Just then, you're approached by a group of strangers wearing antlers on their heads.
"You seem like a nice specimen. How would you like to join up with our crew and support our little friend Carl?"
A huge elk with glowing eyes comes out from the back of the shop.
"Meet Carl. Don't worry, he only murders people who wear bells or kill his fellow elks. .... and about another 40% who come in here and don't buy anything"
"Wait a second!" you say to the leader "I thought you said little friend. He's HUGE!"
"Hey! Be nice! Carl is very sensitive about his weight!"
Carl approaches you and sniffs every inch of your body.
It looks as if he likes you. He turns and grunts in approval to his followers.
"It's your choice." The leader of the group holds out a pair of antlers to you "Do you accept?"
Ninja Rabble
Alarias
Midoriwa
Shish Kabobious
Avactus
The zothaq
Hobos Shall Prevail
Smirking Menace
Gone from WG guyz
burnt skittles!
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