Welcome!!!


Saving the internet from disasters, one fictitious parasite at a time.
- Zen Mo


You walk into a large but seemingly empty building. At first you almost think that you are at the wrong place until you hear something. You head down the stair-case, which is the only thing in the room, and enter a busy underground smartsy sciencey area. Everything in the room is hectic except for the person sitting at the reception's desk in the middle of the chaotic room.

They spot you and motion for you to come up to the desk. You walk over to them and ask if it is always this hectic here.

They just nod and give you what almost appears to be a smirk.

"Here at the Truth About Everything headquarters, things are ALWAYS lively. What else is to be expected?"

"A little more calm and a bit more organized?" you reply.

"Nonsense! If we were calm, how would we come up with our best ideas and we're extremely organized," the receptionist says a bit more cheerfully then one would expect.

You take another glance around you. You almost wouldn't believe them if it wasn't for the fact that they had proved to be extremely accurate in the past.

"Now, why are you here?" the receptionist asks, interrupting your thoughts.


MAP
ALL secert sciency organizations need some kind of map so that people don't accidentally walk into the testing labs or into the room where we are holding illigal expirements........Not like we have any of THOSE going on.

Anyways, dedicated member Zen Mo has been working on making a map of the facilities. In order to help out, here is an explanation.

Level One is empty minus the staircase leading down to Sublevel One, which is where the reception's desk is. Most of the offices are on Sublevel Two. The entirety of Sublevel Three are artifical habitats. High dangerous areas are on Sublevel Four and you are unable to access that place without a permit. That rule is for your saftey and protection only.

VISITORS
Like what you see? In order to join the guild, you must send in a form stating why you would like to join and where you heard it from.

GOAL
Our goal is simple.

It is up to us to find out what is going on in Gaian events and save Gaia from the impending doom....Of course. Gaia has a way for catching impending doom like Logan catches fish.

The answers to our questions.....Not so easy. But that's all part of the fun.

What secrets may be lurking in Gaia? What and when shall our plot updates include? And when this is all over and done, how accurate are we?

Rules
1. It's been said over and over again but follow the basic Gaia ToS.
2. Don't do anything that you wouldn't do in front of Timmy, Peyo, or Rena.
3. Be respectful to your other guild members and their opinions.
4. If you need anything, just PM any of the guild's many mods.
5. Post in the proper place.
6. Do NOT enter Sublevel Four without a permit.
7. Try to stay active.
8. Enjoy.

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