Corrupt a Wish (a game)

[Autodysomophobia]

First of all.. TAKOTSUBO GAVE ME PERMISSION TO MAKE THIS THREAD. mmkay now that that's outta the way.. I saw this game in the forums and thought it might be fun.

How to Corrupt: Grant this wish of the person that posted before you but then you corrupt. Then, after that, you wish for something for yourself and see how it gets corrupted =D

Example -

Person 1:I wish for sunshine
Person 2:Granted, but the sun becomes so hot you fry to death.

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Since theres no one above me, i'll start us off.

I wish i had a real heart of gold =D  

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

i gave you permission did i? stare
oh well, what ever im bored soo here goes nothing..

Granted, but when your heart became gold it couldn't pump any more blood so you died.
I wish I could go back in time.

 

[Autodysomophobia]

Granted, but you went to far back in time and appeared in the middle of civil war and got shot.

I wish for money.  

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

Granted, but when you were about to purchase your dream house, you realize all the money was counterfeit.
I wish for rain.

 

[Autodysomophobia]

Granted but it rained so hard it destroyed your.. well our home and we became homeless crying

I wish for myself to be dipped in whipcream dramallama  

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

Granted, only then did you realize you were lactose intolerant.
I wish for some sashimi.

 

[Autodysomophobia]

Granted, but after eating it you contracted salmenella <- howeva you spell and died.

I wish for a gun.  

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

granted, but tragically the gun went off by itself and shot you (:
I wish for some chilli :9

 

[Autodysomophobia]

Granted, but when you were just about to eat this chilli, you spotted an eye ball in it eek

I wish for pocky.  

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

you made me loose my appetite -.-
Granted, but your pocky melted before you could eat it.
I wish for a lanzer doll.

 

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

granted, but the new shoes give you gout.
i wish for silence.

 

[NinjaQtee]

Granted but you get snowed in for 7 years and die.
I wish for a book.  

[neyuki01]

Granted, but the book you have is in ice age times and it pulls you in and now you're stuck in there forever..


mrgreen mrgreen

I wish for new pair of Jeans