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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:19 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:39 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:47 pm
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Daily report of Kirby's views on the world:
-The Catholic Church masses suck. Whoever likes monotony and routine, good for you, but I quite honestly suspect that no one enjoys it. Starting to understand the Protestants much better now, though Pudgianism is still awesomer. The wine is the only good part of the whole thing.
(Not trying to offend anyone, but if I do, you recall that it's my opinion. The only one that should be getting offended, anyway, is God, and who cares what he thinks, he's pretty mean to a shitload of people regardless if they believe in him or not. Rrr.)
-Africans are cool. If you can speak Swahili or whichever language they speak too, and if you can make a basket out of grass, and especially if you can cure molaria, you are lov'd. Everyone's family, everyone dances around, no one worries about stupid things: the whole itenerary is basically food, sleep, war, sex, and anti-lion technological advancement. I shall offer my basket-capable hands, a gallon jug of mosquito spray, and my awesome Indian skills to the chief of some rainforest chief and become African.
(Not black, mind you. African. They're two separate races, despite whatever people may think.)
-Attributing bitchy behavior to mood swings. *yawn* great advantage to femalehood. Almost makes up for everything...almost. (Though, I think that some of these people are exaggerating.)
-New way to rule the world: get married, have a son. (if you're a boy, you can skip this step and do thigns yourself. But sadly, it doesn't work with girls.) Set your son up with exactly 36 wives and tell him to get busy. 800 years later, unfreeze yourself from the cryogenic chamber and you have yourself a hundred million devout followers and family members. If it worked for Khan, it can work for you. And plus it involves sex, and we know how great a plan that involves sex can be.
-Feeling boring and ranty because I just took one of those stupid ACT-like tests. -.- Sorry. But my essay was GREAT. Basic argument is as follows:
Topic: honesty. Is it always the best policy? One paragraph says yes, in certain situations; another says no, in other situations. So I explained in the conclusion that it depends on the situation; therefore judgment depends on the individual and his morals; therefore truth is subjective as opposed to objective; therefore it has no true definition because it depends on the individual; but by its very nature truth must have a general definition to be truth, so therefore truth is not truth; therefore truth is a lie; therefore truth is a paradox, which therefore cannot possibly be used in standard situations; but by its definition again truth must be used in those situations; but it can't, so therefore it is not truth; so therefore, truth doesn't exist.
And furthermore (didn't have time for this) is an institution purely devised by mankind as opposed to a natural force, because nature has no paradoxes like that; therefore truth is not natural; therefore we don't need it anyway.
Thank you debaaate. cool
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:13 pm
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