RP

[The_Last_Sunset]

great! my story will be...uh...just slightly demented! hurray for earth!  

[xXBroken_and_BeautifulXx]

Mines... uh.... I dont know. whee  

[Morbius Doom Occulta]

* after john McCain was exposed as a robot in 2024, he has had close partnership with Darth Darth Binks for a few years. Voldsomhet being aware of this, went to find mr. mccain, (which was extrememly hard because he went into hiding after the robot incident) voldsomhet noticed a large building that smelled like rancid prunes, which he thought was a jackpot because thats what someone that old would smell like. inside was the robot, who notice voldsomhet and fleed "YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE DARTH DARTH BINKS IS NOW!!! AVAST THE DINOSAUR!!!!!" because old robots cant run fast, it wasnt a very exciting chase....., but in a last ditch effort, John Mccain attacked with "Ancient Fasepalm"

Startled by the attack voldsomhet stepped back....but this gave John enough space to flee again, but this time, in the form of a rhino
*  

[xXBroken_and_BeautifulXx]

Not a rino! That basterd!! scream  

[The_Last_Sunset]

dude, we're all dead.  

[The_Last_Sunset]

ok, ok, heres the plan, we go, and somehow all get pinapples, and...lemons, and then, wen it gets in2 veiw, we eat them, and then we steal ron, harry, and hermiones rifles, and shoot at random  

[Morbius Doom Occulta]

I call lemons  

[xXBroken_and_BeautifulXx]

i like eggs. Why not eggs? I wana egg. emo  

[The_Last_Sunset]

fine. rolleyes  

[xXBroken_and_BeautifulXx]

*squee* Eggy! 4laugh  

[Morbius Doom Occulta]

*voldsomhet has shocked to find out that his friend, The Burger King was in trouble. it turns out, that The Burger King was secretly seeing Jack's wife.
He even bought her her own crown.


But when Jack found out about this, there would be hell to pay. Voldsomhet now knew that Binks could wait, and that his real goal was to help his buddy.
*  

[The_Last_Sunset]

ohh...king, u naughty boy.. rofl  

[xXBroken_and_BeautifulXx]

*gasp* So THATS why BK dosnt get costamers any more. eek burning_eyes eek  

[The_Last_Sunset]

yup. *shakes head in shame*  

[Morbius Doom Occulta]

* Voldsomhet comes to the king's rescue and punches Jack in the fase.
Too bad Jack is a black belt...Voldsomhet and the king woke up beaten bloody pulps. in a high pitch scream voldsomhet sayed "HE TOOK MY BOOOOTTTSSSS"

the burger king was scared for his life.
"dude......dude...."*