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KomiTomiButterfly
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:15 am
JessicaRaine
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One day on Gaia Online, the virtual sun was shineing, the virtual Birds were chirping, and Sen Hatake was bored. You see.. Sen was a very hyperactive person, so when there was nothing to do.. She got mad. Not "Ar! I Hate you!" Kind of mad, but the mad-CRAZY Type of mad. So, on this beautiful day on Gaia, Sen got her master plan.
"I must.." She started. "HUG PEOPLE!!" Sen's first victum was none other then her amazing friend dead-moon.
"Oh Hi My Best-est Friend Sen!" dead-moon said waving with a huge smile on her face, unknowing what her fate would be.
"Oh HII!" Sen said, then she hugged dead-moon. Unfortunately dead-moon died from the hug. At which Sen giggled at he friends dead body.

The next person Sen incountered was none other then xDeath-Note-Lightx! Sen hugged xDeath-Note-Lightx from behind, and she turned into a grunny.Funny how these things work Eh?

Somewhere on a roof-top JessicaRaine was watching Sen turn people into Gaia animals or killing them.
"Oh Noes!! She MUST Be stopped!!" JessicaRaine called out.

The world of Gaia sent Ian after her, but he was turned into a Pickle.

Next JessicaRaine sent Zanep Lodes after her. But Sen dissapeared and reapeared behind him and hugged him to death.

After countless deaths of many Gaians, Sen was catured by a wild Myotismon and carried away into the sunset, never to be seen, or heard from agian!
The End!


= D WOWEE! what an ending, myotismon FTW!

Glad you liked razz  
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:21 am
yup ^_^ master is pleased.  

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KnightTheZero
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:14 am
chihiro700
JessicaRaine
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One day on Gaia Online, the virtual sun was shineing, the virtual Birds were chirping, and Sen Hatake was bored. You see.. Sen was a very hyperactive person, so when there was nothing to do.. She got mad. Not "Ar! I Hate you!" Kind of mad, but the mad-CRAZY Type of mad. So, on this beautiful day on Gaia, Sen got her master plan.
"I must.." She started. "HUG PEOPLE!!" Sen's first victum was none other then her amazing friend dead-moon.
"Oh Hi My Best-est Friend Sen!" dead-moon said waving with a huge smile on her face, unknowing what her fate would be.
"Oh HII!" Sen said, then she hugged dead-moon. Unfortunately dead-moon died from the hug. At which Sen giggled at he friends dead body.

The next person Sen incountered was none other then xDeath-Note-Lightx! Sen hugged xDeath-Note-Lightx from behind, and she turned into a grunny.Funny how these things work Eh?

Somewhere on a roof-top JessicaRaine was watching Sen turn people into Gaia animals or killing them.
"Oh Noes!! She MUST Be stopped!!" JessicaRaine called out.

The world of Gaia sent Ian after her, but he was turned into a Pickle.

Next JessicaRaine sent Zanep Lodes after her. But Sen dissapeared and reapeared behind him and hugged him to death.

After countless deaths of many Gaians, Sen was catured by a wild Myotismon and carried away into the sunset, never to be seen, or heard from agian!
The End!


= D WOWEE! what an ending, myotismon FTW!

Glad you liked razz


YAYS! very entertaining!! smile  
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:33 pm
Sen Hatake always seemed like a sweet little girl. She is a sweet little girl. After all, she is made of waterproof cotton candy. Taste her and see.
Her soul, on the other hand, is quite the opposite...
Oh, you thought she was a shy, cute adolescent with an abnormally high-pitched voice but NO!... She is the epitome of evil.
You will see.
Right now.

Sen was sitting in a dark room. Dark rooms always seem more sinister than bright rooms. To follow our theme of Sen being evil, I have decided to place her in a dark room.

"Meheheheheh! I am totally evil!" muttered Sen. See?

"I shall plan the destruction of Konoha, as way too many people have already tried before me to the point that it is completely old and unoriginal by now, but that I will do anyway! Nee-ha-ha!"

"How shall I do it? Shall I kill by hugging people? It's a very efficient method, after all..."
But Sen decided against that. Hugging people required... physical contant with humans. Unthinkable. Verbal interaction is already bad enough.
So she devised a typical evil, villainous plan. She decided to blow up the village.
How? With bombs, of course. None of those measly "exploding tags". Exploding tags are silly.
This cotton candy girl of ours now needed a plane. Bombs must be dropped from a plane. Why? because that is what villains do. Hooray.
Sen set out to find a plane. On the way, she met Naruto, that strange blond fellow who is named after a food. How many parents name their kids after foods? I have yet to meet one... I'd want to be named "Sushi". That would be a cool name.

"Hello, Sen, my love. What are you up to on this very fine day?" asked Naruto happily. He had just eaten ramen. It's an obsession of his.

"Oh nothing, just planning the destruction of Konoha," answered Sen in an equally pleasant tone.

"What?! Not before I stop you!" cried Naruto. He created several shadow clones, because that is what he does every single time he fights.
Sen beat them all up. And she beat the real Naruto up. All of those times where she seemed to have a crush on Naruto... it was all an act. After all, she is pure evil.

"Nee-ha-ha! Now all I have to do is find an airplane!" shouted Sen in triumph.

"But... Sen... you can't... planes... haven't... been... invented... yet..." Those were Naruto's last words. Sen had beat him up pretty well.

"WHAT?!"

And then, all of Sen's plans were thwarted. She should of realized the village's lack of technology. After all, people were still riding around on horses! Goodness gracious. There is no substitute for a villain's evil jet!
And so the world was saved from Sen the Decievingly Nice Though Truly Very Evil... for now. But when airplanes are invented in the world of Naruto... watch out, fellas!  

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:13 am
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Sen Hatake always seemed like a sweet little girl. She is a sweet little girl. After all, she is made of waterproof cotton candy. Taste her and see.
Her soul, on the other hand, is quite the opposite...
Oh, you thought she was a shy, cute adolescent with an abnormally high-pitched voice but NO!... She is the epitome of evil.
You will see.
Right now.

Sen was sitting in a dark room. Dark rooms always seem more sinister than bright rooms. To follow our theme of Sen being evil, I have decided to place her in a dark room.

"Meheheheheh! I am totally evil!" muttered Sen. See?

"I shall plan the destruction of Konoha, as way too many people have already tried before me to the point that it is completely old and unoriginal by now, but that I will do anyway! Nee-ha-ha!"

"How shall I do it? Shall I kill by hugging people? It's a very efficient method, after all..."
But Sen decided against that. Hugging people required... physical contant with humans. Unthinkable. Verbal interaction is already bad enough.
So she devised a typical evil, villainous plan. She decided to blow up the village.
How? With bombs, of course. None of those measly "exploding tags". Exploding tags are silly.
This cotton candy girl of ours now needed a plane. Bombs must be dropped from a plane. Why? because that is what villains do. Hooray.
Sen set out to find a plane. On the way, she met Naruto, that strange blond fellow who is named after a food. How many parents name their kids after foods? I have yet to meet one... I'd want to be named "Sushi". That would be a cool name.

"Hello, Sen, my love. What are you up to on this very fine day?" asked Naruto happily. He had just eaten ramen. It's an obsession of his.

"Oh nothing, just planning the destruction of Konoha," answered Sen in an equally pleasant tone.

"What?! Not before I stop you!" cried Naruto. He created several shadow clones, because that is what he does every single time he fights.
Sen beat them all up. And she beat the real Naruto up. All of those times where she seemed to have a crush on Naruto... it was all an act. After all, she is pure evil.

"Nee-ha-ha! Now all I have to do is find an airplane!" shouted Sen in triumph.

"But... Sen... you can't... planes... haven't... been... invented... yet..." Those were Naruto's last words. Sen had beat him up pretty well.

"WHAT?!"

And then, all of Sen's plans were thwarted. She should of realized the village's lack of technology. After all, people were still riding around on horses! Goodness gracious. There is no substitute for a villain's evil jet!
And so the world was saved from Sen the Decievingly Nice Though Truly Very Evil... for now. But when airplanes are invented in the world of Naruto... watch out, fellas!


hahaha cool. so you made your own story X D  
PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:10 am
Nah, stole it from my sis Wolf, on Fanfiction, it WAS a story about Hinata  

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 6:13 pm
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Nah, stole it from my sis Wolf, on Fanfiction, it WAS a story about Hinata

coooooooool : D  
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:32 am
JessicaRaine
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Nah, stole it from my sis Wolf, on Fanfiction, it WAS a story about Hinata

coooooooool : D

You dun care that I jacked it from ma sister?  

KomiTomiButterfly
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:29 pm
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JessicaRaine
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Nah, stole it from my sis Wolf, on Fanfiction, it WAS a story about Hinata

coooooooool : D

You dun care that I jacked it from ma sister?


*shrugs* not really  
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:37 pm
Zkin's origins are shrouded in mystery, which is both his liking and his doing. All that is known about his past for certain is that he grew up somewhere in America, and has had incredible marksmanship and martial training. He demonstrates lethal proficiency with all modern projectile weapons, from pistols to rocket launchers, and is very capable with short blades, though he prefers to use his considerable hand-to-hand martial expertise over weapons when forced to fight up close. It is also known that he has been through dramatic plastic surgery at least twice, though none know who performed these operations.

It is widely believed, with very little foundation, that he was raised by a noble family and even carries high title in the British court. It is also believed that he killed his entire family. Some have even put forward theories based on this as to whom they were. At least two of these theorists have gone missing, which has formed the foundation of the belief.

As a person, he is very personable and even likable, which only adds to his legendary reputation among those who know what he truly is - a cold-blooded assassin.

He works for only the highest price, and appears unpredictable in his selection of the contracts presented to him.

Most importantly, he just paid you a visit.

"You seem awfully interested in who I am, bud. Heh." He smiles at you.  

Zkin
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:44 pm
Zkin
Zkin's origins are shrouded in mystery, which is both his liking and his doing. All that is known about his past for certain is that he grew up somewhere in America, and has had incredible marksmanship and martial training. He demonstrates lethal proficiency with all modern projectile weapons, from pistols to rocket launchers, and is very capable with short blades, though he prefers to use his considerable hand-to-hand martial expertise over weapons when forced to fight up close. It is also known that he has been through dramatic plastic surgery at least twice, though none know who performed these operations.

It is widely believed, with very little foundation, that he was raised by a noble family and even carries high title in the British court. It is also believed that he killed his entire family. Some have even put forward theories based on this as to whom they were. At least two of these theorists have gone missing, which has formed the foundation of the belief.

As a person, he is very personable and even likable, which only adds to his legendary reputation among those who know what he truly is - a cold-blooded assassin.

He works for only the highest price, and appears unpredictable in his selection of the contracts presented to him.

Most importantly, he just paid you a visit.

"You seem awfully interested in who I am, bud. Heh." He smiles at you.


(so cool! big friendly welcome, you seem like a promising minion...I mean member)
"hello. I am Jessica Raine, leader of the Baka Neko Army. I would very much appricate your patronage...Would you like to become a member? The rewards would be very great..." I say with a mysterious grin and devilish laugh  
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:20 pm
Sen jumped out screaming bloody murder.
"DONT DO IT!! WE'RE SLAVES! ONCE YOUR IN, YOU ANT GET OUT!!" ( 4laugh ) Sen was draged away by two big guards. "NOO NOT THE CHOCKER CHAMBER ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"  

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:19 pm
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Sen jumped out screaming bloody murder.
"DONT DO IT!! WE'RE SLAVES! ONCE YOUR IN, YOU ANT GET OUT!!" ( 4laugh ) Sen was draged away by two big guards. "NOO NOT THE CHOCKER CHAMBER ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"


(was that last part a matilda referende?)
Jessica laughs devilishly. "do not mind her. that was just her...turrets."  
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:26 am
((Maybe razz ))
Screams of bloody murder were heard from the basement. "NOO!! LET ME OUT!! BOWZER'S IN HERE!! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!! HELP!! RAINE-SAMA!! I'M SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!" Other screams of pain were heard from other rooms. Like that of Kirs, and Super.  

KomiTomiButterfly
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:48 am
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((Maybe razz ))
Screams of bloody murder were heard from the basement. "NOO!! LET ME OUT!! BOWZER'S IN HERE!! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!! HELP!! RAINE-SAMA!! I'M SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!" Other screams of pain were heard from other rooms. Like that of Kirs, and Super.


(Tell me or I'll put you in the chokey!)
Raine sighs then lets sen out  
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