I'M NOT GAY, I'M BRITISH, whats your fave quote?

[Remnant of Insanity]

"You Won't Be Rubbing Anything In My Face Kaiba. Because Unbenounced To You Both Your Tournament And Series Have Been Canceled. HAHAHA. Hello World It's Time To Give Uncle Melvin A Hug."  

[yoruichi_maaka]

"i hope my alter ego dues not come out and malest you all cues that tends
to happin alot"  

[Remnant of Insanity]

"Can We Sleep With You Tonight?"
"I Don't Want To Sleep With A Girl!"
"Nobody Cares About What You Want!"
".....My Mommy Does."  

[Inu_duk_1]

Fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times you're going to get curb stomped by seto kiba.  

[TheMonstrousMuse]

Oh man, how to pick! Let's see....

"...In America." cool  

[yoruichi_maaka]

my voes gives me supper strath...houly s**t it relly dues  

[Redilicious]

"I fluffed a pillow...


...its ******** foolproof!"

 

[PK Scatter Shot]

Kurayami Dartz

"You Know What They Say. Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Twice, Shame On You. Fool Me Three Times, Your Gonna Get Curb Stomped By Seto Kaiba."

I love that one. <3

I also like these.
KAIBA: "For those of you who don't know the rules to Duel Monsters, I shall now explain them to you in detail. You start off by shuffling your deck-"
RANDOM PERSON: "Booooriiiing."
KAIBA: "Who said that? Who the F**K said that?! I'm warning you, I'm not going to start this tournament until somebody owns up. Now WHO SAID IT?"

MARIK: "Silence, fools! I... I mean, you're welcome." Excellent, my vague evil plan is going perfectly!
JOEY: "You seem like a swell dude. What's your name, pal?"
MARIK: Crap in a bucket! I didn't plan for this! Think of a fake name, think of a fake name...

SERENITY: "Mister Kaiba, please! Show some compassion!"
KAIBA: "Show some what now?"

KAIBA: "You guys are-"
YAMI: Look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators didn't even care.  

[Redilicious]

"this is the most disappointing 3-way I have ever been a part of"

also...

"Open me...you will enter a world of pain and torment...oh, and uh, ponies"
"we don't care about your po-
"PONIES"
*opens door*
"that didn't sound like no pony..."
"you must have startled it"

"Tristan, I've never even played this game before"
"Don't worry serenity, its just like playing dungeon dice monsters"
"NO, it isn't!"
"I've never played that either..."
"augh, you're both idiots!"

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

"Jeez This Guy Is Just A Whiney Teenager With Magical Powers. He's Harry Potter That's Who He Is."-Yami  

[Usa-chii]

One of my favorites right now:

Kaiba: Wheee....

xd  

[yoruichi_maaka]

"get bent you freky fish guy!"
"i am not a freky fish guy"
"makos a freky fish guy~"
"at lest the oeshin will never live me,riet oeshin?"
"........."
"way dont you ever anser me oeschin?"  

[PK Scatter Shot]

BANDIT KEITH: I pledge allegiance to your death, you sorry excuse for an American!  

[Redilicious]

"Right in my sweet a**!"

 

[yoruichi_maaka]

"do you wont me to send you back to the box"
".........plaesz dont send me back there"