Let's have a rant thread! ~*Stress Relief*~

[Tokioka]

Obviously I don't use those terms in real life. I'm just going down to your level and using vocabulary you'd feel more comfortable with. Ya get me? razz

Ah k, make it more clear next time. Although you're postwhoring, you've still gotta make your posts clear and concise. Now call me sensei! 8D

Lolz hahahahah yosh!! rofl  

[Chibito7]

OK. Please descend to my level then. I appreciate the effort. rolleyes

You're the postwhore. talk2hand

Hai, Toki-sensei -scum. ninja

xp Leave! Take your horrible old men yaoi images with you!  

[Tokioka]

But by trying to keep up with me, you've also become a postwhore. Welcome to the family. lol *hugs*

How rude! Sensei must cane you... on the butt. ninja *canes*

Heheheh, the damage has already been done. Sweet dreams. cool  

[Hyacinthe Comeaux]

I heart HP SLASH!!! Harry/Draco is my OTP for ever and ever and ever~

@toki: It's not the people, per se, it's the atmosphere. Everything's too mellow. Boring. I mean it's nice, it's really nice in a way, but for some reason I always want to go where it's less nice and LIVE OUT MAH ADVENTURES, BABY~

Yeah, I'm not sure how I can put how I feel about CA into words. And since you've never lived there, it's even harder to convey. x____X

@mini: See, after reading those things I just don't enjoy fast food so much anymore. I still get it from time to time (cheap. fast. yay.) but if I had enough money and a choice, I would go to the healthier places.  

[Minielf]

Chibito7

@Mini: Wait a sec - you're Canto? eek I always thought you were Mando... and I suddenly don't know why I was under that impression. xd

@Toki: HEY! Don't feed me crap like Mai-chan! scream *screams in disgust and shoves it away* Eeeew, I am being corrupteeeed. gonk

I don't 'parade' around pretending to be a gangster. I have better things to do with my time. talk2hand I just pretend to be what I'm not on here. ninja

Nope. No training. I just go on instinct. Which Niph taught me. ninja

Phff. Typical you. rolleyes

No, no you've got it all wrong. I'm still Mando (To be technically accurate I'm actually Hokkien ). The only reason I flew to Guanzhou is because it's the main teminus in Southern China.

And another thing, you and Toki have spammed convos a lot lately. Has something started between the two of you? Not even Niph or Tosh have posted that many times in a row. Some of the language you're using treads the fine line between flirting and downright seduction. ninja

@Toki: Duh, I don't need you to tell me I that I need to eat less junk food. I've been on a diet for months now. I haven't lost much weight, but I haven't gained any either. I'm physically healthir than I've ever been.  

[Niphz]

@Fwoom - Pfft. H/D is for young'uns. Snarry is where it's at, darling. Although H/D isn't a bad start ;P  

[wiim]

IT'S RANTIN' TIME! mrgreen

I played volleyball for 2 hours, so I was moving around a lot, not really sitting down or remaining stationery. By the end of it, I discovered a total of 12 bites on my body! TWELVE! It was indoors!! OK, so the windows were open, but still, of the 20 people in the gym, why was I the only one who was assaulted by mosquitoes and other bugs?! Nobody else mentioned being bitten. I was not stationery throughout the practice, yet they still managed to get me 12 times. I didn't even feel, or even see any of them committing their heinous attacks. Fricking mosquitoes...!!

I hate being the one that smells so good (to mosquitoes)! scream  

[Chibito7]

*siiighs and ignores the HP slash*


@Toki: Dude. You were the one trying to keep up with me. rolleyes cool Either my PC is faster than yours, I read faster than you, or I type faster than you. Maybe I think faster than you. 3nodding

AND STOP HITTING ME, DAMNIT! The other ICUers are starting to think it's some sort of sexual foreplay or something! I already said in the Introduce Yourself thread thing, I'd rather shag Mini than you any day. rolleyes Yes. That desperate not to. xp

I don't remember what I dreamt about last night. whee (It certainly wasn't you.)

@Mini: DUDE. You're getting the totally wrong idea. Toki and I have always had ridiculous convos and this sort of relationship. I don't see why all of a sudden it's so, like, erotic or something. If this turns you lot on, god knows what real life porn can do to you. rolleyes

People here are just so desperate for sex. You can tell. ninja

@wiim: Um... *pat* I don't think I can do much for you but pat you and wish away those mozzies. sweatdrop  

[Tokioka]

@Fwoom: Ooh! Adventurous. I like. 3nodding

I've been to CA twice before and it was nice, but I didn't see the whole draw that you were talking about.

@Elf: Haha, are you part of the gestapo or something? Firstly accusing myself and Chibs, and now even Fwoom. Give it a rest man. I know you're trying to draw attention away from your steamy affair with Chibi, but there's no need to be pointing fingers all of a sudden. rofl

Well, considering that Australia has overtaken America as the world's most obese country (proportionally), it's not surprising I gave you that advice. Plus the diet's not gonna work if you keep going back to McDo's every single week.

@Niph: You're saying there's something worse? gonk *deja vu of Niph's H/D*

@wiim: Apparently it's to do with having sweet blood? Well that's my parents' explanation for it. I got bitten like a b***h in vietnam. >.>

@Chibs: You probably read faster than me. I'm uber slow, my bro's faster than me. xd
Pssht. Think faster? I challenge you to a bout of QI! pirate

It's called wifebeating. razz *slaps*

If you can't remember what you dreamt about then there's every chance you dreamt about me. In fact there's probably more chance seeing as we talked right before you went to bed. cool :XP:
You could do a LOT more for wiim. You know what I mean... 8] kuku  

[Chibito7]

Bah. I give up. If I'm not having some steamy love affair with Mini, I'm apparently doing sexual foreplay with you. whee Nuuuu... You make me seem so promiscuous. Totally ironic.

OK. BRING IT ON, b***h. twisted

Yeah, I read pretty fast.

Wifebeating? I'm not even your wife! scream Don't just claim me when you keep shoving me on Mini and other supposedly masculine guys!

No. I'm sure I didn't dream about you. I barely know what you look like besides the fact you're a c***k Chinese and you're 5'11", which is like a gigantic monster in my eyes. I didn't have a nightmare, so you didn't have the privilege of being in my dreams. xp

And whaddya mean? gonk Anyone but wiim, please? I'd rather you anyday, actually. crying  

[Niphz]

B&B. PLEASE let me make you an avatar. It's killing my eyes. gonk

@Tokes - Type 'Snarry' into Google. ;P  

[wiim]

@Tokioka: "Sweet blood, eh?" Well your parents aren't far off. From what I've read on Wikipedia, mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide (yes, the air we breathe out). And some people expel CO2 out from their pores too. Therefore some people are just more appetizing to mosquitoes than others. As I said before, I'm one of them. And apparently you might be too.

@B&B: Why am I mentioned in your "discreet" text? Leave me out of your dreams, please. lol wink  

[Chibito7]

@Niph: Cba. Just let me be wet and naked. It's an accurate interpretation of what I'm like in real life, after all. ninja

@wiim: You called me B&B! WAHEY! I prevail! 4laugh

Oh hush. My discreet text was for Toki's eyes only. Leave my discreet messages alone! talk2hand And dude, you don't get the privilege of being in my dreams either. HAH.  

[Niphz]

Naked. And wet.



...and you expect us to believe that you're some innocent naive thing?

neutral  

[Hyacinthe Comeaux]

@niph: butbut. Have you ever read any Maya?

I don't think anyone could ever top Maya. ;__;

@wiim: It's a good thing, see. It means your blood is sweet. ;p

@toki: What do you mean by draw again?


.... where is this wet and naked coming from. -.-; /corruption