Let's have a rant thread! ~*Stress Relief*~

[Niphz]

LOL. Yes, yes I have. And I love her stuff. Just like I love Rhysenn and Aja and all the gang. But as a pairing, Snarry is better. Plus, Snarry fans tend to be slightly older so the general standard of fic-writing (in very very general terms, that is) tends to be higher, I find. xD

 

[Tokioka]

Niphz

Naked. And wet.


...and you expect us to believe that you're some innocent naive thing?

neutral

So would've said this if I was here. xD

Thanks for filling in for me, niph. smile *hugs*

@Chibs: Hehe, you should come down on a friday then, and we'll do the whole QI exam, then maybe some Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Have I Got News For You. Would be so sweet. razz *likes comedy panel shows a bit too much*

lol, wifebeating was just an expression. Don't take things too seriously, dear. I know you're already involved with a couple of the ICU men anyways, so don't really wanna get a piece of the half eaten pie. talk2hand

A gigantic monster? Chibi.. you didn't have to say that in front of everyone. You'll embarass us both. redface
What's wrong with wiim? o.0

@wiim: She secretly fancies you. ninja And mini too.

@Slash convo: Eeyaaah1hh1hh11! gonk *melts*  

[Niphz]

Ohh, dissolved Toki. Yummy. -spreads on toast and eats-



..I have no idea where that came from XD

&& -counterhug- ~ someone had to say it.. whee

 

[wiim]

Chibito7

Oh hush. My discreet text was for Toki's eyes only. Leave my discreet messages alone! talk2hand And dude, you don't get the privilege of being in my dreams either. HAH.

...Which means, you're complying to what I asked for. Yippy! rofl  

[Chibito7]

@Niph: But I am! gonk BELIEVE ME, MY FRIEND!

@Fwoom: I'm not trying to corrupt you. At all. ninja

@Toki: Phsh. You and Niph are the ones having an affair, with your "Oh darling, let me fill in your sentences for you" and "let me eat you on toast for breakfast". Gyaaah, you and Niph are the perverted ICUers who sleep around! Together! And then accuse everyone else of being promiscuous! *points and shakes accusing finger at Niph&Toki*

I'm not involved with Mini. He lives in flippin' Aussie and I think cybersex really is beyond my corrupted innocence. And wiim lives god knows where. whee

Phsh. Don't flattery yourself. If you were that 'gigantic' I'd have you as the seme in my dreams. ninja

I want to kill you with my yaoi love. twisted

@wiim: I don't fancy you, to rebuke what Toki is saying about me. talk2hand

And what's this about complying? I think I've lost you. Great. Are you saying you don't want to be in my dreams? stare Do you want me to kill you too with my yaoi love?  

[Niphz]

@wiim and Toki - Don't worry, when B&B fancies someone, she tells them she'll kill them with her yaoi love. It's her way of showing affection. 3nodding


..me? Affair with Tokes? -points at him- That thing?

&& naive and innocent people don't go around saying that they're naked and wet. -__-;; admit it, darling, your cover has been blown, you've dug your own grave and scored an own goal. 3nodding




..welcome to our world. twisted  

[wiim]

Hahaha! Yaoi love. lol That's something.

...Keep it away from me. evil  

[Tokioka]

Niph and I, we have an understanding of one another. Chibi, maybe you'll undertand when you're older. *gives lollipop*

Hey, phonesex is still an option. TIP: Get him to call you. Otherwise the phonebill's gonna be a b***h. wink
Wiim could get involved too. Threesome phonesex video conference! I take it you have 3G? cool xd

You can't kill me with yaoi, because NAKED SARUTOBI RAPING NAKED JIRAIYA! NAKED KABUTO TOUCHING HIMSELF IN THE BACKGROUND!
But why did you say you'd rather do me than wiim? That's what I'm confused about. WHAT'S WRONG WITH WIIIIIIM!?

@Niph: lol, sekushi toast. xD

I agree. Chibi clearly displays the classic love-hate behaviour that is popular in many romantic comedies. Oh Chibi, when will you learn? rolleyes

That thing? Why do you forsake me? crying *holds*

LOL@wiim! Oh man, you totally understand me. :'D  

[Niphz]

I must admit, I've never tried phonesex before. Cybering is dull as hell though, especially if you get some awful American creep who has no imagination. -yawns-

@Tokes - 'Thing' doesn't have to be a negative description.. ;D

Yes, understanding. -pats B&B on the head- (:

LOL @ the thought of ICU being a romcom. Also LOL @ the thought of B&B being in a romcom. xDD  

[Chibito7]

@Niph: I do not! gonk I show affection the normal way!
Cover? What cover? ninja s**t.
And you would know about cybering why? *looks at you curiously*
And why do you all keep patting me on the head? I'm not a dog! scream gonk
Me? In a romcom? Oh, do elaborate. And then get Tosh to draw it. We need an ICU romcom comic. cool

@wiim: *feeds you spoonfuls of yaoi love*

@Toki: Phff. As if you two understand each other. You're like... oil, and Niph's like water.
...
ninja
Pah. Phonesex > my imagination.
ninja
AND STOP INSTILLING HORRIBLE IMAGES IN MY MIND! gonk
Because wiim's way older. And he creeps me out.
ninja  

[Niphz]

B&B would be like.. you know, the one that's not the main character, but the funny and slightly weird sidekick who still ends up with someone in the end. Hugh Grant's sister, in fact. xD

LOL.. Toki is greasy and disgusting whilst I'm pure and refreshing? ;D

..why do you think I would know about cybering? (;

-pats B&B on the head-  

[Chibito7]

Oh yes. I could never be the lead. I'm too insignificant and yet very important at the same time. mrgreen
Niph is no doubt the main character. *shoves you forward into the lime light*

Yes. Well put. 3nodding xd

Well, I must say, in all honesty I'm not surprised. xd

gonk This patting trend...

IT'S ALL TOKI'S FAULT! scream  

[wiim]

@B&B: I'm not going to take that yaoi aphrodisiac you're feeding me. I won't! WILL NOT! ...NEVER!!!! pirate  

[Minielf]

Okay, why am I being dragged into the whole Toki/B&B/Wiim/Niph? closet pairings again? ninja

@Toki: Cybersex with B&B? That's really taking things too far. You must have a sick, sick mind to imagine me and Wiim doing with B&B over the phone. Considering that we're both much older than her (Me about 3 years, Wiim about 10), it would count as ***** as well.

@Niph: Lol I think the ICU has become a Romcom. Sort of like a cross between Sex and the City and Two and a half men. rofl rofl
Actually scratch that idea. ICU's more like a Shojo/Harem Manga, namely Ranma 1/2. xd  

[Niphz]

WTF? I'm not even IN that set of people, 'elfy. YOU are! xD

Am so not the main character, B&B. Tokes can be. -shoves Tokes into limelight-

-pats you on the head-