Let's have a rant thread! ~*Stress Relief*~

[Tokioka]

Okay, I'm in a bit of a dilemma right now. neutral

Just 20 mins ago (1:30 am GMT), I walked into the bathroom to have a shower and saw my friend's girlfriend hiding in the dark. It scared the s**t out of me and I started to curse in cantonese while simultaneously laughing. It sounded that she was laughing too. However, upon returning to the bathroom it turned out that the girl, Fiona, was covering her mouth and crying quietly.
She told me (in canto) to promise not to tell Ryco that she'd come to the house and I agreed. I tried to get her to stay but she walked out the door...

The problem is, should I tell Ryco his girlfriend snuck into our house and hid in the bathroom, even though I promised Fiona I wouldn't say anything?

I'm at a loss really, because they've broken up and gotten back together god knows how many times. I personally don't think it's a healthy relationship and it ended yesterday again when Ryco received a break-up text from Fiona. And now this happens... wtf? .__.  

[berryscary1]

@toki: I'm not into dating as a game, and it kinda sounds like that's how that is, you know, the whole on,off, and on again thing. Sorry sweatdrop

so... you guys wanted me to spill about the girl a while back. I'm sure that you'll understand why I haven't had the time to respond in a while.


well, where to start. Neighbor girl. Good friends for about four years, and about a month ago we started... fooling around. Well we were in my car in the driveway, and we were fighting over a car permit, not serious fighting, but joking around. By the way, apparently the next door neighbor seen this. I came over to her house a couple of times in the next couple of days but she was not there. I'm not usually in my house next to hers because were moving out. On the third day I was going to ask her out, which I know that some of you know that that is quite hard for me. Once again she wasn't there.

Just to let you know I'm excluding some really funny parts for trying to make this story as short as possible.

So I go home and I'm on my computer and there's a knock on the door and I go to answer it. Turns out It was a cop. He asked if my name was "?" and I said yes and asked what this was about. He just asked me where my mom was and I got her. Half an hour later I'm in the police station and I'm being interviewed by the cop. He was asking what had happened between me and the girl, by the way I had not been told what exactly I had been accused of, but I knew it was something with messing around with the girl. I was wondering what I could be possibly being accused of, I didn't do anything wrong, and if I didn't do anything wrong, they must be making something up, they being her parents. By the end of the interview the cop said that he thought he needed to talk to the girl again. I was told not to see the girl, her family, or even to go to the house I'm moving out of alone.

So I'm thinking, how could she let this happen to me?!
After a couple days I remembered that if you are a minor your parents can charge someone for something involving you, even if you don't want to. So I wrote the girl a poem and at the end i wrote,

If
Forever Our Rights Give Indisputable Vows, Embrace
Your Outstanding Undertaking.

This is just a random sentence that doesn't mean a thing, do you see the secret message? I thought I was never going to see the girl again, so I was going to give it to the cop to give to her. I have a friend that goes to the school with her, we go to different schools, and he had seen her a couple of times. I decided to use picking him up after schools as an excuse to possibly see her. So I go to the school when the last bell rings and I hear a "", wow, nearly put my name.... anyways, the girl yells my name and she comes running over to me. I accomplished exactly the opposite of what the cop told me to do, pretty funny, huh? So for some reason we are talking as if nothing happened for the first couple of minutes, and then I finally asked her what happened. She told me a little, but she had to go because her parents had put her on a strict schedule. BUT, she was going to give my friend I was talking about to give to me. We decided to meet at the same spot again during lunch. Turns out It was all her fricken a*****e fathers idea. the second day we met I brought her flowers after school, by the way, by then we met eachother during lunch every day during lunch and after school. She was quite happy and everything.

Fastforwarding, fifth day we are talking again, I'm sitting in the car, heart beating fast, and a rose behind my back. Nerves are going absolutely CRAZY as I wait for the last bell to ring, oh yeah, i skip a lot of school to see her, but I'll make it up. All of a sudden I see her walking down the stairs and not very far away at all. I must have been so nervous I didn't even hear the bell, so now I'm all flustered. I finally force myself to get out of the car and hide the rose behind my back, and so I start to walk towards her. When we meet she asks what's behind my back and I do not reply. I still have no idea but I louldy, clearly, perfectly understandable, no words out of order, ask her if she would like for me to be her boyfriend. Ok, maybe a little bit of strange wording. And I take the rose out from behind my back with perfect timing. Rose was hand selected from flower shop of course and is dark red.

Without hesitating she says YES!!! Man, best day of my life. Now we meet as often as we can, and so far every day I've brought her flowers of some sort, and have had flowers delivered during class. I'll have to show you guys some pics, they turned out great!

What's really ironic is that neither of our parents know we're talking, we've nearly filled a notebook in a week from writing back and forth, and really reallllly ironic. My case can still go to court. the district attorney is currently deciding, but you know what, the girl's worth the risk.

Thanks if you read all of that!!!

P.S. This wasn't a rant, more like a brag, my bad.

Disregard all remarks about girls being mental terrorists, I was being retarded. It's more like most guys are assholes, like her father.

Well... That's all on the Berry scoop for the ICU for now mrgreen  

[cold_blooded_chick]

Damn.

That is what I call drama. You make this into a script and sell it to Asian drama people, you'll make millions.

P.S. No disrespect towards your relationship. You're the one bragging int he first place. blaugh  

[Tokioka]

Wow, such drama.

Hope it works out for ya. 3nodding  

[Chibito7]

@berry: I don't have the time to read your post, but um, I'll agree with what Toki and cbc said. *patpat* Good luck. We all need it.

@Toki: Don't know your whole situation, but from what you said, I'd not tell her. I don't think it'd affect Ryco and you did promise her. You may just cause more problems by telling him, because he may confront her about it, maybe annoyed she didn't tell him, and she will be upset at you. It's their relationship, and I think leave it to them to sort out. Try not to become too involved. This happened, and since you promised not to say anything, then you shouldn't. It won't kill Ryco not to know his girlfriend snuck into the house and cried in the bathroom.

*patpat* Good luck to you too, anyway.  

[Hyacinthe Comeaux]

whoa drama.

@berry: b^^

@toki: if you promised, don't break your promise unless you have a very, very good reason to. if you don't really know what's going on between them, and you've already promised, don't meddle.

on the other hand, if you suspect something strange/misunderstandings are going on, that may be a different matter entirely...  

[Tokioka]

Um.. I told Ryco today. sweatdrop

I knew I shouldn't have broken that promise, but I think this was one of those occasions when it was necessary.

You see, Ryco really loves Fiona and vice versa. It's just she's very 'weird' and unconventional when it comes to their relationship. I mean I seriously could not put up with half the crap that Ryco has endured. -__-''

So anyways, I told him. And he was glad that I did. He wasn't upset and kinda understood why she did it, cos he'd also gone round her house to stalk her a couple times too. Hopefully their relationship works out, but it's not gonna be easy.  

[berryscary1]

Sorry about the huge pic guys, don't know how to make it smaller, but yah, it's me and the girl.

Man, what's with all of these relationships in the rant forum!

@icu While it may seem like there's a lot of drama, we pretty much have a normal relationship. I see her during lunch and after school, and during that time no one could tell a thing is amiss. I suppose the only drama like thing going on is the fact that I can't take her on any dates because her parents are keeping a very close eye on her. I CAN'T STAND THAT PART!
I get my first girlfriend, and I can't even take her out on a date, but I bring her lunch and flowers nearly every day, so I suppose It's good.
I just picked her a rose from my old house, it's really big and actually smells!
Hey, I also have a picture of her in my car, knock out two birds with one stone, show you guys later.

@Toki Well it's always good to be honest!  

[cold_blooded_chick]

Tokioka

He wasn't upset and kinda understood why she did it, cos he'd also gone round her house to stalk her a couple times too. Hopefully their relationship works out, but it's not gonna be easy.

A two way relationship based on mutual stalking. It's gotta be love.

berryscary1

Sorry about the huge pic guys, don't know how to make it smaller, but yah, it's me and the girl.

That's damn adorable. Next time the police comes knocking, show them the picture and run while they're melting on the spot. 3nodding  

[Hyacinthe Comeaux]

@toki: well... w/e. I'm definitely not clear on the details of their relationship, so I'm not at liberty to judge. xD

@berry: HOMG YOU TWO LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER. SO. CUTE. The dog, too, not to neglect him (or her). Is that your dog?

but ahhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are adorable. /squees  

[Chibito7]

@berry: Lovin' the pic, tres kawaii.

@Toki: Meh. If you think it's the right decision, and Ryco does too, then all is good. As long as no one stresses out too much about it at the end of the day. I hope they get together, stay together, and remain happy together.  

[berryscary1]

How do you make the pictures smaller, I wanna put up more!!!

@ coldblooded: What does everybody call you? they don't call you coldblooded, do they? Anyways, I'll take your advice. Wait a minute, what exactly am I suppose to do once I run away? They would already know that I couldn't help but go to her school during lunch!!!

@Hyacinthe: Thanks for the compliment! The dog's a girl, and yes she's mine. You should see the other picture with the dog, Sadie, licked her right on the face right as the picture was taken, it turned out great!

@chibs: tres kawaii?  

[Tokioka]

@Berry: You'll probably have to crop them in adobe photoshop. Or if you don't have that then just use paint.
I think you may even be able to change the size if you have a photobucket account. Iono, just give everything a try. rolleyes

Very nice pic though, the dog really adds to the cuteness factor. :3

And Chibs' statement was:

tres = very (in french)
kawaii = cute (in japanese)

@Fwoom: Well they've been together on and off for just over a year. The main reason I say Fiona is 'weird' is due to her sometimes childish personality. For example:

If Ryco criticises her in any way or talks back to her then she'll give him the silent treatment. But this is like extreme silent treatment. She'll ignore him completely no matter what the situation, be it a restaurant or at home. Even when he's trying to justify himself she won't listen and this is a big problem cos it makes the relationship very one-sided. She doesn't just wear the trousers. She IS the trousers. xD

Needless to say, Ryco is a completely different person around her. He talks very softly (cos she doesn't like his naturally loud voice), watches what he says and does everything she asks of him. It's a pitiful existence but he's head over heels for her and even though the relationship is killing him, it doesn't matter.

That's why myself and Ryco's other friends think they should break up. Even he's said it himself, but he can't bring himself to do it. And I suppose that's the way it's gonna be til they either get married or Ryco commits suicide. rolleyes  

[cold_blooded_chick]

berryscary1

@ coldblooded: What does everybody call you? they don't call you coldblooded, do they? Anyways, I'll take your advice. Wait a minute, what exactly am I suppose to do once I run away? They would already know that I couldn't help but go to her school during lunch!!!

They call me CBC, your local friendly broadcasting channel!

As for the police, you're meant to keep running. Put on Bruce Springsteen's "Born To Run" as back tack and gallop into the sunset. Then you will have babies made of loveliness and live in a house made of clouds and chocolate cake. 3nodding  

[Hyacinthe Comeaux]

story 66

so once there was this blade of grass and this dandelion that happened to grow up next to each other because the wind happened to blow that way back when their seeds were first distributed, and nothing much was made of nothing, and the blade of grass associated with fellow blades of grass and made clumps of grass while the dandelion amused itself with... dandelion-like antics with fellow dandelions. and all was well and everything was good only the wind blew and the rain fell and lo! there was a great clover infestation that wiped out most all the clumps of grass and most all the dandelions and replaced them all with CLOVERS, but that was okay because the dandelion, flowering yellow now, promptly found entertainment in the four-leaf clovers and attempted to win their favour, while the blade of grass impressed all the three-leaf clovers by how – tall and leafless it was.

so it all worked out all right until the leprechauns came around and picked all the four-leaf clovers and trampled all the three leaf clovers in the process. and then the dandelion had to masquerade in turn as a daisy, a goldenrod, a milkweed, and wild mustard to get along with them while the blade of grass found companionship in the greener sort; crab grass, motherwort, shrubbery and the like. then one day the dandelion was rustling darkly about how much it missed the clovers and the blade of grass was waving about quietly about how much it missed the clovers and they overheard each other, being, of course, so close in location, and realized for the first startled time that they could have a lot to talk about – if they ever talked to each other. only plantae-decades of time before has dictated that they not, and the dandelion knew from a brief past experience or three that if anyplant so much as touched upon a touchy grass subject (and god knows what those were), the blade of grass froze up immediately and turned frostily into... a piece of frost. as such, it judged conversation a dangerous place to tread for fear of ending up with a piece of frost spreading its frosty influences to others all around it.

well! but that was not the whole of it. the dandelion tried, you see; gave a greeting rustle or two when it was feeling passing civil. only to be JILTED. by frosty ignore-ance. which can’t really be the blade of grass’s fault, because if the dandelion never greets it how is it supposed to know when the dandelion is feeling passing civil and how is it supposed to know the dandelion isn’t actually greeting a daisy behind it and maybe some days the blade of grass is just feeling cranky and doesn’t want to deal with the dandelion even if it thinks the dandelion is trying to be nice and whose fault would that be, really. although some days when the blade of grass is feeling passing civil it attempts to return the favour, only by then the dandelion is no longer feeling civil or even thinking about this, and from habit it does not expect anything but frosty ignore-ance from the blade of grass, so then in habitual blindness it misses the greeting and/or overlooks the blade of grass entirely, which is then jilted in its turn!

oh, what a vicious cycle we play. rationally, of course, the thing to do then would be to wait for both of them to feel passing civil on the same day, which should work things out except for one thing – how are they supposed to know the other plantae is feeling passing civil that day, the answer is they don’t, they don’t, and after being jilted many many times anyplant would feel less inclined to rustle, eh?

all this contributes to what is known as an invisible WALL OF AWKWARDNESS. every time a well-meaning is ignored it adds to this wall of awkwardness, and so it grows and it grows and it grows until it is nearly impossible to break, it comes down from time to time and then fwoosh, it’s right back up again until one day the dandelion gets completely, utterly, totally sick of it and it breaches the wall and finds the blade of grass and rustles angrily, “go ******** yourself i’m bloody leaving you beind” and whoosh there’s a great big wind and all the seeds on the dandelion soar off, spiraling with the breeze, so that there’s nothing left but a dandelion stem and the next day when the lawnmower comes by the dandelion is dead forever.

only not, because, you know, its life lay in those seeds, so really it’s just flown off to other, funner places and you should say gone forever rather than dead forever, and while the dandelion has fun elsewhere the blade of grass resumes life without its not-companion companion and every time it grows a bit taller the lawnmower comes around and trims it back down again.

the end.



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I think that's the closest I'll ever come to actually ranting. on this subject matter, anyway.

@berry: hey I just realized something.

... are you Chinese? xD;

@toki: well that sounds healthy. what if he, say, breaks up with her temporarily until she actually grows up. oh my.

he should commit suicide! and then you guys can observe what fiona does and judge whether or not it was worth it. :3