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I loved his speeches they were all the same. Disgraceful, even the freshmen quieted down faster than that ...it is difficult to capture his devotion. I made a short targ presentation out of a mix of his style and some of my college orientation assemblies but it's lost in my dead hard drive/within the depths of john's gw PMs

o well at least it looks like you're going to win//how many legs does this guy have anyway???

yeah I remember parts of this from somewhere. bddddd kitty pees everywhere sad also his name turned out to be chai who knew/i will edit this with pictures maybe! ok
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he has thumbs btw

everything is horrible I hate it (really) actually rarely now that's good.

I do not know what these games are nolf

figures just as I ask to be banned interesting topics turn up. oh well I guess fredde will do for now. I'm only checking the forums slightly less now anyway

baker is everything I could possibly hate in a human being sad also don't show this to anyone but http://albright.facebook.com/profile.php?id=51401901&hiq=bobbit,phil

also:
(01:15:42) TBS pBaKeR: ha ha ha, you got it all wrong...
(01:16:00) TBS pBaKeR: theres people on me
(01:16:16) TBS pBaKeR: no one really knows why, but others allways look up to us
(01:16:19) undeadcosby666: oh yeah give me the lowdown cause iall i heard is you talking about ******** slutty bitches who dont eeven give a ******** if they gfet pregnant with your degenerate son
(01:16:35) TBS pBaKeR: we started out on top...
(01:16:54) TBS pBaKeR: but then little bitches like you, you dedicate youre lives to bringin us down
(01:17:03) undeadcosby666: hahaha yeah joe joe they tell you that maybe or you tell yourself that to justify a vbloated sense ofyour own ego
(01:17:27) TBS pBaKeR: this is phil...
(01:17:35) TBS pBaKeR: neway
(01:17:57) TBS pBaKeR: thats how you survive, feeding off people like me
(01:18:05) TBS pBaKeR: its ******** disgusting, you know thjat??
(01:18:25) TBS pBaKeR: people like Us do all the hard work, and what do you do??
(01:18:42) TBS pBaKeR: you ******** steal it right from under our hans
(01:19:00) TBS pBaKeR: ******** sick, id spit on you if I could
(01:19:05) TBS pBaKeR: little ******** son of a b***h

totally

you may have already seen these but
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tedius_Zanarukando
http://z2.invisionfree.com/TZ_VG_Coalition/index.php?showtopic=835
he is just... a gigantic caricature. i haven't even gotten into most of his biography yet but wow (and now reading it there's been loads of vandalism that even his ever-watchful eyes have not yet caught)

you can see how every single relationship he's ever had has probably resulted in terrible emotional scarring


...eight, i think? yeah, and it's ending in a couple of weeks.

that is completely adorable. apart from the peeing everywhere. your other grey cat is really, really nice. you don't know these things about your own cats btw

nolf = no one lives forever. it's an fps with a 60s spy theme. loads of acronyms, gadgets, fantastical locations, and the gameplay is fun, the plot is interesting (and far-fetched), and the levels are pretty complex.

some of the settings in the first one include a gameshow, a volcano, a space station, an island, and morocco.

yeah it was pretty fun.

so i guess phil is the thin annoying-looking one and joe is the huge one? at least he is not from around here! and it's even better, because it is two people with apparently the same outlook on life

theres people on me -- what the hell does that even mean. i mean the rest is just stupid stupid gargh but other than literally what would that mean?

someone linked it on irc, probably steel or drule

oh yeah ship is pretty good. the one game of the new version i played didn't have kills enabled so i couldn't tell if you could kill/have a weapon out in public or not but it seemed to require more skill than the old version. also there weren't any NPC guests? though there was a secret passage still.

the original came out in 2000 and the sequel came out in 2002 (and apparently there is a prequel that came out after that, which i haven't heard of before!), so it is not so terribly old and obscure that you would not be able to find it.

actually searched a torrent site and they have the isos so yeah

i have never talked to alan kulaga ever... is he the kid that peed on a car? but yeah i know the tick. i think it's funny because not only is he a tough guy but he is a tough guy who wants to make RM2K games. i mean i guess you can want to make Hero's Quest and go to ughhh such a bangin party hot chix all over me got so drukn whatre you lookin at pantyass i could wipe the floor with you your so pathetic [...] but it just doesn't mesh so great.

i read the setup that diggity had, which seemed to have promise (and i guess i'll just paste it)

"if he asks, you're a dedicated member of the fbi who went through rough times growing up poor and indian and getting government in the post9/11 world. nonetheless, you are extremely patriotic and hate "punk kids" who think they know everything and "dont give anythign back" and "smoke dope"

beah beah

didn't get to homosexuality because he left

I did denounce his entire value system because he revealed himself to be an even greater douchebag than I thought"

that sounds like a lot more fun than it was, even with crazy ventrilo antixx backing it up. next up: wizard wars 2.0

i have started playing worms world party with people though and it is pretty fun! also, i'm playing through the entire monkey island series. 2 < 1 so far and i remember not liking 4 as much.

man this whole debacle is just stupid. just... i guess i don't understand it because i'm not 'in the brotherhood' or whatever but i do like targ and i thought ase's thread was... well, cute, i guess, in a fingerpainting kind of way (i can't even fingerpaint; beside the point) and it's just like a huge forum war with no point and it's impossible not to compare hitler and impeal (terrible though it sounds) from the huge huge arguments and the not very ranting rants steel and adeline post about in their livejournals--more steel than adeline. it's an interesting perspective, though.

it's kind of amusing but also really not because apparently impeal has a vision for the crap shack that mostly involves making it entirely... actually, i'll just quote a few things.

"if they do officially put you in charge my only advice is to be a little weary of what impeal tries to do to "clean up" post 9/11 world. drule said that he talked to impeal who said that he wants to change post 9/11 world into somethingawful's BYOB forum(which i've never been to[NOT GIVING THOSE FAGGITS $10] but steel says is awful garbage forum) as well as ban targ. i don't know how impeal is funny or charismatic enough to do that, but i guess it's something to ingest along with that fistful of salt idk."

"Some people (Konix is the first one to come to mind) have called 9/11 the 'hardest forum to mod' because it's mostly based around humor (although I've been trying to change that and gear it more towards 'check out this cool thing I found')"

and those are just about the adeline vs. climbtree (vs. gr?) battle for modship of p9/11. seriously

also i just got premium from an anonymous benefactor (uprc) and it seems pretty cool so far.


i think it's steel, as diggity's jewishbanker.

he said some s**t to one of diggity's lady-friends. i don't know what.


so much gw s**t and most of it's old but i typed this up a week ago and damnit i'm going to post it.

and i did tell steel that you were fredde because he asked. ugh i feel like a huge a*****e right now and i don't know why because it doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would matter but it might!



also i'm picking courses and i was wondering if there were any you might recommend.

wizard wars can't even be considered a cult game really because i think maybe a hundred people have played it and none of them felt the need to continue. it was kind of fun to explore and s**t but sniping with lightning bolts is just stupid. (you were probably talking about worms and monkey island)

yeah we should. i have talked to you like four times in the real life and it is WEIRD. also, i still have that book that you lent me like... a year and a half ago. and some fanta that i will never drink if you want it. it's czech so you're bound to love it (their food is so cheap)

but yeah we should do something THE SUMMER IS DWINDLING maybe i will have a yay i'm 18/graduation/???? party or something. i think i promised jess something like that.


he might have told like chef/bort (that's turkpimp if you didn't know? doesn't matter) or something but he's really only mentioned it a couple times in passing.

nah i didn't tell anyone about baker's facebook or The College Connection. they do know where he goes to college though, because diggity facebook friended him.

also i find it hard to believe that i am the only person to find out the secret of the freddewallace. you post almost interchangeably and you are always active in those threads. maybe i'm just the only person who pays that much attention to things/would notice but i really doubt it.

i don't really know. i thought he would say something like "you have no opinions and you're boring" but instead there was that which was really surprising.

explanation: "yeah i was just saying that you could potentially have stupid philosophies.

most stupid philosophies preclude any kind of individualities but there are a few that don't."

i think i tested out of their language requirement and i'm bumped up at least a few classes in math/english, but other than that i don't know. i figure i should take a german class because i don't think i'm that proficient in it, chem, a history that i don't know anything about yet and maybe some sort of psych class if i didn't hate freud so much.

oh. well wizard wars is a half-life mod that probably no one has really heard of because it is pretty bad. it's sort of like tfc but with majycke and not fun. the monkey island series is by lucasarts and it's a scumm adventure game. it's pretty funny and it's sort of like space quest if you've ever played any of those? except with pirates and i think more enjoyable. my family played worms a lot when we were kids though. most of the worms games are very similar to one another graphically and i think most of the differences are just additional weapons and some gameplay features. it is pretty fun though and none of the people i played worms with on gw were very good (including me) so it's not that bad for a beginner.

i didn't try any but the berry fanta was very good :/

i think he just said something in the targ thread and then something else in that ridiculous rating thread

no his facebook isn't really out to the gw populace at large so chances of that are very small unless someone really wants to try looking for it.

yeah everyone that has talked about it associates fredde with coolsnax anyway

i interpreted what he said ("barring some stupid post feminist garbage infecting you I think I would genuinely like to meet you in the same ASE way since you don't seem terrible in any way but....maybe you really like to brush your teeth with dicks or something" (i didn't remember so there it is)) to mean 'if you aren't an idiot/weird in a very bad way then...' but i don't know doesn't matter

gh gh gh

yeah i will probably end up needing to take some anyway (especially if i want to study abroad and i really do but i don't know what :/) and the german department seems pretty cool. also; as long as the course is not 'freudian theory' or something like that i think i'll be ok. and i'm probably going to end up taking a bunch of histories because a lot of that stuff is fascinating/just plain weird