Corrupt a Wish (a game)

[Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy]

granted, but you suffocated in it o.o;;
i wish for a pony c:

 

[litoakiagirl]

granted, but the pony runs away at the sight of grass.

I wish for a Toyota Prius. Hybrids! biggrin  

[X_summers_X]

granted, but after you and all the other hybrid users drive over 200k + miles with them, the world dies of hybrid pollution. >_O

i wish to live in a Florida mansion  

[litoakiagirl]

Granted, but the mansion catches on fire and burns to ashes.

I wish for a clear and sunny sky everyday.  

[X_summers_X]

all of nature gets shriveled

i wish the children in Africa weren't sick and starving  

[litoakiagirl]

granted, but they're giving so much food that they become very obese

i wish every planet provided the basic survival needs for humans  

[X_summers_X]

granted, but then everyone went off to find and take land for themselves, and a bunch of wars started all over space

i wish for mosquitos to never bite me again  

[X_summers_X]

granted, but you forgot to take your wallet off your desk, so you have no money. you didn't pack either SUCKA!!

i wish all my friends were in all my classes  

[icecreamluva]

granted, but all your friends hate you with a fiery burning passion and throw the sharpest pencils at you. now youre losing blood.

i wish for a lifetime supply of ice cream. biggrin  

[Captian Tasia]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life working, to pay it off.

I wish for all the books in the world  

[litoakiagirl]

Granted, but all the books turn to dust once you lay eyes on them.

I wish for a basketball buddy on call.  

[Azn535]

Granted, but your basketball buddy is your imaginary friend.

I wish for all the camp chaos items  

[X_summers_X]

wth is camp chaos? granted, but then you couldn't wear them, and they sold for 1 gold each in the marketplace.

i wish i didn't have to take Expository Writing II