Fantasy Roleplay Guild OOC Chat

[Edaniel]

Well atleast I've got boobs. ^-^ Which is good because I'm the leader of my friend group, which has now because a 10;1, boy;gurl ratio, and they need to fear me in atleast one way. twisted

Awso, yes, the sorceress was allways my favorite from Dibalo two, which wasn't because of her type, but merely because there were only two female characters and the other looked like a slut. I beat Diablo 2 a long time ago, before my brother left home, because he took it with him when he left. But yeah, I had two sorceresses, a barbarrian, and a amazon. Although, if I'd had the expansion pack I would've been as assassin, that chick was so much cooler.

I never beat Diablo 1... it was way too scary for me. I was only 11 at the time and Tristram's sound track still gives me the heebie jeebies.
The only reason I liked Diablo 2 was because of Act 2, Lut Golhein. razz

I mean, act was really tristram-y, and kinda boring, act two was evil under the beating sun, dry starving and thousand year old vileness. Gross s**t such as the maggot lair and cool s**t such as the Valley of the Kings [may I add that noone told me there was more than one pharoah's tomb, and that there were a whole bunch of fake ones, I went through three of them before realising] . And, of course, that one part with the floating staircases on the starry background with all the clan and whatnot. That was sick.

Then, of course, act three was a bit creepy too, dark secrets held in the hot wet jungle where evil squirms and congenes. I never much enjoyed that act, except for that weird dude living on the side of little wharf city there that sold potions. Lol. "Both a fear and a large dose of potion forbid me from answering. ^^" "Goddamnit! Why don't you people just leave me alone!" And the mercenaries there were good too, they could freeze umber hulks and the like in their tracks, man, those things were stuck and I was given the poifect opp. to waste them. And those jungle hunters, godcrap, they look like Chupa Chabras... creepy s**t. And those fetish, annoying little shits they were. They reminded me of Sandcrawlers from Act 2 "skittish little shits, aren't they?"

Miku, do you remember at the beginning of act 3, when you first leave the wharf town, you encounter a stranger in a cloak, and then he dissolves into maggots which proece to attack you? Well that was probably the 3rd scariest thing in the game for me. The 2nd Scariest is when you go back to Tristram in act 1 and that cow explodes unexpectedly. It goes without saying that I s**t myself. And the 3rd. Was those guys called Disfigured or summit from act one, big goat guys that shot energy orbs from their mouths, their hungry pants and glares still give me nightmares.

And, yes, act 4, a fuggin' short act if there ever was one. But it was a pretty act, atleast until you leave the strong hold, then some of the ugliest monsters you'll ever see are trying to kill you.
All in all that game's probably the scariest one I ever played. And it didn't help that, for the love of god, I used to play it when I was 12, in the dark basements, eating cheesed popcorn. So you can imagine I was frozen stiff.

Lasty last, I never knew you could find 'fetish-like' creatures in Act one. Just before you get to Andariel, in the catacombs level 1 or 2, you come across them and they were called 'rat men'. Lords, I'd never actually seen them before, I'd allways gotten the catacombs level 4 waypoint so I'd skip that part and never actually get to those guys. So weird hunh?  

[The Jashu]

(( Yes, I had all level 99 chars for every character. My favoritest part of the game was going to the Secret Cow Level and beating the bejeebies out of all the cows and the cow king. I found it funny that they chase you around with giant bardiche. How did you get lost in Act 2 where there are so many tombs? Didn't you finish the Arcane Sanctuary? After you beat that, you get the symbol of the correct tomb so you don't get confused. My favorite character has to be the Assasin, her traps were like... HOMG WOW LIEK HOW DIDJA DU DAT. I remember getting like a bazillion trap charms on my character and whenever I went to go PvP I set out all the electric traps when they ran out and they'd die before I even got there... Druid was kewl too, all those elemental attacks, a pack of wolves, a bear. So kewl. He had some good combinations. Amazon murdered people like crazy, probably the strongest character if you train it right. Necromancer is by far the most fun though.. you can make that HUMONGOUS army of skeleton and skeleton mages, plus a blood or fire golem. You could make those mazes with the bone wall technique, or make a giant ring of poison to fire out everywhere. OH yeah, and you could use the revive technique. I'd go in the cow level and use revive on shifty billion cows and come murder everyone.. So much fun. I still have the game now.. Just not my old account. I sold it to my friend for 50$ cash. If anyone ever plays the game, and wants to go have fun, make a Paladin, and max out the aura "Thorns", then go PVP a level 99 barbarian, or go run up to baal or Diablo and watch them die in one hit because of their own strength. Of course, if your not strong enough in your defense, you'll die as well. biggrin Wow... long OOC post. That game.. I used to play it back when I was like... 10.. or 9.. ^_^;; ))  

[Edaniel]

No need for brakies Jash.  

[Tsubasa Reservoir]

Lirdianc

It's all the testosterone. mrgreen

I don't need to know any of this. Please. I'm young. Highschool freshmen with nothing she wants to learn.  

[Mikujin]

This topic went from zero to weird pretty quick.  

[Lirdianc]

Well, it IS the OOC chat.  

[Edaniel]

I blame Mary.  

[Tsubasa Reservoir]

;-;  

[Edaniel]

dramallama

We're almost to our 400th guild post mark. Isn't that amazing?  

[Lord Bean]

Edaniel

Well atleast I've got boobs. ^-^ Which is good because I'm the leader of my friend group, which has now because a 10;1, boy;gurl ratio, and they need to fear me in atleast one way. twisted

I allready fear you in almost every way and I don't even know you in real life mrgreen  

[Edaniel]

Muahahahaha. 100th post.

Oh, and guys, I've become an official online emo, named 'Fish Bleed' with a fondue fork as my emo weapon. Lol.  

[Lirdianc]

Oooh...A fondue fork would be painful.  

[Edaniel]

I nearly choked on it last night.

sad  

[Tsubasa Reservoir]

Oh yes. I found the fondue fork under her fish tank. So instead of spearing her precoius fish, I gave the fork to her and got myself some scizors. Same (Debs) and Tachi (Mar-chan, Me) are definately some hard core deep thinkers. Though, I could never become an online emo.

I am too...

Dramatic! heart  

[Mikujin]

Actually, I'd figure you weren't dramatic enough.