What will a Sonic character say to this?

[PerfectZonic]

(God just gross man just gross)
Vector: Sorry I'll throw my gum in the trash next time.
(Every sperm is precious every sperm is good)
Shadow: I had a feeling you swallowed Rouge.

(What goes up must come down.)
(I'm a doctor, not a magician!)
(Hey! Ho! Let's go!)  

[khkhjkh]

(What goes up must come down.)
Silver: Wait what? [falls to his death]
(I'm a doctor, not a magician!)
Eggman: Yes I'm Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnick!
(Hey! Ho! Let's go!)
Sonic: Running got to keep running.

(Let me think.... the answer is still no)
(I say is your arm getting tired with all this swordfighting old chap?)  

[i is here soup]

(Let me think.... the answer is still no)
Amy:but Sooooooooonnniic crying
(I say is your arm getting tired with all this swordfighting old chap?)
Shadow:now that you mention it,*drops sword**BANG*

(chocolate cake makes the world go round)
(I made it my self.)
(I miss you cupcake)
(officer Dan. Ice cream)  

[khkhjkh]

(chocolate cake makes the world go round)
Charmy: Yippe cake!
(I made it my self.)
Tails: Yep I'm possible the greatest,smartest,best lookin...
Sonic: Shut up Tails![roundhouse kick to the face]
(I miss you cupcake)
Cream: My name is Cream not Cupcake.
(officer Dan. Ice cream)
Shadow: Okayyyyy... I'll just go uh do something violent now.[backs away slowly]

(Wait I forgot to mention that you have to not eat the ice cream or you die)
(I'm going to jump of this skyscraper)  

[i is here soup]

(Wait I forgot to mention that you have to not eat the ice cream or you die)
Shadow: i always knew you were a bad chef ,but fatal ice cream? hmmm why didnt i think of that* runs off to find poisons and ice cream making things...)
Sonic: oh brother...
(I'm going to jump of this skyscraper)
Shadow: EVERYBODY WATCH THIS WEIRD KID JUMP!!!!!

(lol omg wtg dairy queen, lol omg bb the q!)
(those were nine minutes of your life that you will never get back)
(get on with it)  

[khkhjkh]

(lol omg wtg dairy queen, lol omg bb the q!)
Tails:Okay this is a complex algerythemic...
Sonic: Just learn your lesson and SHUT UP TAILS!
(those were nine minutes of your life that you will never get back)
Silver: Aha but you forget I can time travel.
(get on with it)
Shadow: God people don't even watch the movie but will make the joke.

(GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!)
(Flying hot dogs)
(Just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took the midnight train going anywhere)  

[i is here soup]

(GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!)
Shadow-no.*pulls gun* you. get out of mine
(Flying hot dogs)
Sonic-wheres the chili sauce!!!
(Just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took the midnight train going anywhere)
Knuckles-Shut up sonic you know you cant sing.
Sonic-but..its Journey...
Knuckles then let them sing it! you dont.

(can you feel the sunshine?)
(I can has moar?)
(tae kwon dodos! ATTACK!!!)  

[khkhjkh]

(can you feel the sunshine?)
Shadow: No no get the hell out!
(I can has moar?)
Sonic: No they are my chilli dogs mine I tell you!
(tae kwon dodos! ATTACK!!!)
Omega: Charge! [kills with chain gun arms]

(My precious)
(I hate you so very much)  

[PerfectZonic]

(My precious)
Knuckles: No! My Precious! ~ Rouge: No mine!
(I hate you so very much)
Amy: Your resistance only makes my love for you stronger, Sonic!

*mumbles* Chanter Says what?  

[i is here soup]

(sweaty toothed madman)
(Ive got it! obnoxious)
(fancy tuna)  

[khkhjkh]

(sweaty toothed madman)
Eggman: Hey I find that very insulting.
(Ive got it! obnoxious)
Shadow: That is what Silver is.
Silver: Hey I'm
Shadow: Shut up Trunkshog. [slaps Silver]
(fancy tuna)
Blaze: Just because I'm a cat doesn't mean I like tuna.
Big: Yay fish!
Blaze: I hat you.

(You are a smeg head)
(If you know what I mean)
(C level actors for a B level movie)
(Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssss)  

[i is here soup]

(You are a smeg head)
Knuckles:what you say?!?!!!?!? mad
(If you know what I mean)
Tails: well of course I do
(C level actors for a B level movie)
Shadow: thats why I dont watch movies
(Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssss)
Shadow: *shoots* shut up you lousy waste!


(tasset drums)
(do a barrel roll)
(I have a name)
(they call me sonic...)