There were once two tribes. A tribe of fat people and a tribe of skinny people. The skinny tribe would watch, enchanted, as the fat people jiggled with their movements. The fat tribe percieved these stares as rude. They began giving the skinny tribe mean looks. Then they skinny tribe saw this and started making fun of the fat tribe. The skinny tribe made fun of them for years and the fat tribe was helpless to stop this. Then one day there was a famine and the fat tribe made fun of the skinny tribe for being dead. But this was not the end! One day another skinny tribe came down the mountain and the fat tribe made fun of them. They said that any skinnies had better eat and get some meat on their bones. They laughed at them until their underwear came off. Then the leanest cougars in all the mountain finished tracking the skinny tribe. The fat tribe was unable to run away and they lost 45 pounds that night. Then the tallest of the skinny tribe went before the eaten tribe and said, "We may not have taken your advice, but the cougars sure did." The cacti laughed hysterically at this.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:15 pm
Nobody likes me story! That's why no one's posting! cryingcrying *Stares, enchanted, at the next poster.*
The member of the fat tribe Jax Falls in Love fell in love with the member of the skinny tribe Farts on Jokers. They ran away from the hating tribes and made a tribe of love. This Love tribe was not fat nor skinny... They were an inbetween. A child of both tribes. They told legends of how they came from two tribes, but eventually those legends were lost due to one generation that didn't want to hear anything from the older people and rebelled constantly. One day a great darkness descended on the land they had moved to. They feared this darkness and ran in a random direction which happened to be the direction that led back to the hating tribes. When the Fat tribe saw the Love tribe they were cruel to them in the way that the Fat tribe was cruel to the Skinny tribe. When the Skinny tribe saw them they were cruel to them in the way the Skinny tribe was cruel to the Fat tribe. Both tribes hated the Love tribe and all of the members died of a broken heart. The two tribes had killed their children tribe. The cacti weeped wept hysterically at this- knowing exactly what it was like to block the sun from your own child, unable to move for it and to p***k your own child with spikes, unable to remove them from it.
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:05 am
lol luv ur story
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:10 am
haha good story!
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:32 pm
crying so sad~! let the love tribe live~! i silver of the fat tribe will dennounce my fatness to join the love~! heartcrying she up fat tribe~! i know what you eat~! and where you roll to sleep~! xd
Fortunately a few of the love tribe survived. Back when the darkness descended upon the land they were unable to find the large group. For a while it seemed that they would die together in darkness, but then a silver vixen appeared. It shown like light in the darkness. The lost love tribe followed it out of the darkness. It was only after the vixen stopped for water that she realized the lost love tribe had been following her. Like many of the silver immortals, the fox knew many things. It had heard the legends of the two tribes the love tribe came from. Upon examining the lost love tribe it recalled the legends. When the lost love tribe learned of its hating origins the love tribe decided they wanted to seek the hating tribes out and teach them love.
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