Eddie's Random Quotes

[Aiyana_of_Limdule]

blaugh Any comical bit from anything! Go wild! blaugh


Examples of Eddie quotes:

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
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“Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!

“I’ve done your dog. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?”

“Fido looks a bit weird.””
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“I'm a one-man idiot”
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“You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym!”  

[B C Yanto]

"I will have the penne alla arabiatta."

"You'll need a tray."

"Do you know who I am?"

"Do you know who I am?"

"This is not a game of who the f*** are you. For I, am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought."

"Well you'll still need a tray."

(Oh, it's too good to be back!)