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Thornwick rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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 Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:40 pm
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QueenArasene Watervoir > I wonder if this frozen watermelon will offer me protection against the fire ball phenomenon I am hearing about in this thread. You roll: 2 Wondering about frozen melons? That's a job for peasants. You decide instead to think about something else instead, like baked bananas. With chocolate.
Yummm. But now I'm getting hungry. -attempts to manifest these baked bananas with chocolate into reality- |
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:51 am
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Thornwick > Scramble all over the pasture in search for a water source.
You roll: 5
You find a water source! It's full of delicious, fresh water! Definitely clean and clear and not at all tainted with green like the rest of the pasture! Hooray! You take a sip and feel invigorated, ready for action. (+1 to next roll)
Watervoir > Attempts to manifest these baked bananas with chocolate into reality
You roll: 1
In a hitherto unprecedented surge of fury, you construct a ritual in the attempt to forever banish the very idea of baked bananas with chocolate from our world. It involves demons and, strangely, a walnut. (Banana-banishing spell)
Tunes14 > Attempts to magically heal self.
You roll: 2 (-1)
In the middle of the crowd, you rip a knife from your sleeve and shout loudly for attention, before going to drive the sharp blade into your own heart! Aaah!
Tunes14 must Roll to Dodge!
You roll: 4
With the help of a nearby villager forcefully wrestling the knife from your hands, you survive your sudden fit of hysteria and escape the suicide attempt unscathed. Phew!
Paper Gears > Asks the villagers about the fireball and other ominous happenings (paraphrased).
You roll: 2 (-1)
You decide that since you are an expert on fireballs, there is a lot of information to share, so you climb onto a table and begin holding a lecture about fireballs. Nobody listens, and after a small while you feel quite silly. People are giving you odd looks, now, debating why you brought them here- how mysterious! |
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:07 pm
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DraculasLittlePrincess IV
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:02 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:53 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:19 pm
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( This roll is a little bit late but real life has kept me busy! So forgive me for that. Also: Kudos for branching out into inventive new actions! )
Watervoir > Goes to check out the lecture about fireballs (paraphrased)
You roll: 6
You check it out! In fact, the lecture becomes to attracted to you that only a minute after getting involved, you two are married! What, that can happen? Apparently it can! With the greatest flair, you cut off the previous speaker and finish the lecture for them, elaborating on subjects that nobody ever heard about before, like octarine-colored fireballs. Everyone is thoroughly confused and decides to set you on fire for your witchy fireball nonsense!
Watervoir must Roll to Dodge!
You roll: 4
Invigorated from your last bout of lecturing, you quickly pull out a few rhetoric tricks and manage to prove that you are not the evil haunting the village. To the villagers. They begrudgingly accept your explanation and put the torches away again, some of them muttering disappointedly.
Thornwick > Starts looking for some action and finds that the green cows have formed a conga line.
You roll: 3 (+1)
You find that the cows have formed a conga line. They're not very good at dancing conga, on account of being cows, but at least they tried. Right?
Tunes14 > Squirms out of the villager's grasp.
You roll: 6 Oh, I'm loving this already ^.^
Do you remember the epic fight scene that someone had with a barrel a short while again? Well get ready to do it again, only this time with a human punching bag! The poor villager, who'd only been trying to help you by stopping you from committing suicide, is completely baffled when you turn to maul him for seemingly no reason at all! Unfortunately for you- fortunately for him,- you're both standing in a fairly tight crowd of villagers! Nearby villagers take note of your direct violence and quickly decide that since they didn't get to torch Watervoir, they'll torch you instead! For mauling poor young Paul!
Tunes14 must Roll to Dodge!
You roll: 6 Aaaaahahahaha
The crowd turns to you. You turn to the crowd. Somewhere in the background, an ominous low sound and deep drumbeats sound. Then, as if on some secret, cosmic cue, you and the villagers surge forward to the sound of "Kung Fu Fighting". The remaining scene-... well, I won't describe that here because of the rating, but in the end only you remain standing in the bar. Well, except for the other players. Around you, a whole lot of unconscious bodies are twitching and groaning.
DraculasLittlePrincess >Goes after the bunny following it.
You roll: 5
You go after the bunny and it leads you to a magic carrot! You quickly dig it out of the earth and eat it, feeling the magical power flow over into you. (+1 to next roll)
Paper Gears > Roll to see if anyone listening has learned important fireball safety tips.
You roll: 5
You roll and you see! And indeed, someone has learned something important about fireball safety! They give you their thanks and a small "fireball educator" badge. You feel really flattered! (+1 to next roll)
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DraculasLittlePrincess IV
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:04 pm
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