Roll to Dodge!

[QueenArasene]

In advance: My random number generator liked low numbers today. Prepare for a lot of failures.

Thornwick

> I stick my thumb out, hoping to hitch a ride to the next town.

You roll: 1
After frantically trying to remember what you just wanted to do, you decide that it must have been to ride a hitch. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), you cannot find a hitch to ride, nor do you know how one would ride a hitch. You silently suspect that it's something sexual and decide to bury your feet in the ground instead.

DraculasLittlePrincess

> Starts to zap trees and other inanimate object to bring them to life.

You roll: 1 (+1)
You zap trees! And a rock! And another rock! Unfortunately, this doesn't bring them to life- it merely turns them temporarily black and smokey.

Fiore di Giglio

> Tries a gentle approach.

You roll: 2
You try a gentle approach. It doesn't work. (Possibly because Phil, along with all his villager friends, is currently unconscious. Tunes14 is responsible for that.)

Tunes14

> Asks one of the people still standing if they know where she could get some water for the people not standing.

You roll: 1
You decide that the people who aren't standing are, in fact, not worthy of having water. Therefore, you proclaim to the unconscious mass that you will now drain them of all their liquid until they disintegrate into dust or, you know, stop you.
Draining people of water 1/3


Meanwhile, in Avalon: A small army has been sent out, and it is heading this way.... (ARMY arrives in (5) turns)!  

[Fiore di Giglio]

QueenArasene

Realizing they are unconscious she attempts to scavenge for loot while waiting if they recover.  

[Paper Gears]

Looking around after at my speech about fireballs it seems that everything has gone insane. The villagers have all been beaten up and are getting their water sucked out, trees are getting burned up and there's still the whole fireball thing. The best thing to do is probably to get on the horse and leave for home to inform the Authorities to get help for the poor village. Or maybe the church.
It was such a nice day too.

Still I have to help out a little bit before I leave
>I tentatively leave leave a bucket of well water near the water sucking witch to appease them.  

[DraculasLittlePrincess IV]

"Well that didn't go as planned." I say as i look down at the bunny who was still sitting there watching me. 'Wonder why this little guy is sticking around?' i wonder just as the bunny becomes shrouded in a bright light. I stand there staring in awe as the light and the bunny form seem to grow taller. 'Please become a cute guy, please become a cute guy. >.<' i thought to myself.

>Watches the bunny in the bright light, begin to transform.  

[QueenArasene]

Fiore di Giglio

Realizing they are unconscious she attempts to scavenge for loot while waiting if they recover.

You roll: 2
You decide that you're far too honorable a person to loot poor, unconscious and innocent villagers.

Paper Gears

> I tentatively leave a bucket of well water near the water sucking witch to appease them.

You roll: 6
With sufficient flair and shwing, you fetch a bucket of water and, instead of meekly putting it next to the water witch, you empty it over their head! Sploosh!

Tunes14 must Roll to Dodge!
You roll: 4
By virtue of being, well, a water-sucking witch, you manage to absorb the water someone just emptied over your head before it majorly disturbs you. Still, someone just tried to empty a bucket of water over your head to make you look silly!

DraculasLittlePrincess

> Watches the bunny in the bright light, begin to transform.

You roll: 6
The bunny transforms! A choir sings in heavenly tones as it spirals around in the bright light, as if God herself decided that this bunny was the Chosen One. Its fur shines in the light as it slowly rotates and grows, making a bunny sound that is loud enough for you to actually hear- you almost burst into tears, so beautiful is this scene. And then, as the song from a million angels rises to a crescendo, the bunny slowly sets down on the ground, having turned into a great, golden squirrel. It looks down at you ponderously, for it towers even above humans, and seems to consider. Then it lunges, having decided that you look perfectly treat-sized!

DraculasLittlePrincess must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 2
Completely dumbfounded by the sudden, violent attack, you hardly manage to do more than stare up at the giant golden squirrel as it swipes down toward you and snatches you up, giving you a number of serious bites as you finally begin to struggle against being eaten outright. Only after finding out that you are definitely not a nut does the squirrel leave you off by the wayside, broken and hurt, and bounds off in search of giant nuts- prepared to create them with its magical power, if necessary. (GRAVELY Wounded)

The army continues its slow march, drums beating ominously in the faraway, misty mountains as they move, inexorably, toward their goal..... 2/5  

[Fiore di Giglio]

QueenArasene

Fiore di Giglio

Realizing they are unconscious she attempts to scavenge for loot while waiting if they recover.

You roll: 2
You decide that you're far too honorable a person to loot poor, unconscious and innocent villagers.

In such case I decide to retreat, leave the villagers to rest some while keep looking for some shelter.  

[Paper Gears]

Assuming that sucking down the water I slashed over the water sucking witch was surely a sign of progress I quickly line up rows of buckets of water next to her.
>Roll to see how many buckets of water I line up.  

[Hekate27]

Arrives.
>Casts a major healing spell on DraculasLittlePrincess while creating a barrier against the oncoming army that is her own army consisting of people made out of rocks and dirt.