Rules for taking over the world

[The Amazing Ryuu]

World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Villian I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, I follow these guidelines while conquering the world...



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[The Amazing Ryuu]

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.  

[The Amazing Ryuu]

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through  

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3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.  

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4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.  

[The Amazing Ryuu]

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.