ever been caught?

[yurifreak8]

Ive been caught by a friend once. Was a nice sight for him smile  

[Real President of Nothing]

RetardedRen

Real President of Nothing

RetardedRen

Real President of Nothing

RetardedRen

I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D

really? Wow. I would never have the balls to do that. I'm way too paranoid.

Hehe. My class had over than 28 students. And the teacher was right in front of me. I did it like... 5 times. XD

Holy cow! Five times? That's kind of hot. redface

Lol. Yeah...
You're funny.

Thanks. I try. wink  

[Kiddgreen]

parents, roommate, best friend, sister... hmm... nope, i think that's it. lol.  

[EmpressMijak]

I only masturbate at night, so there's no chance of me getting caught...  

[Lenurs]

I almost got caught. I was reallly having a good time with myself but then my mom came by my door, cause passing my door is getting you to the bathroom right? Well I think she heard me cause she knocked on my door and asked if I was okay. I said I was having cramps and I'd be fine. C;  

[ShampooSillys]

Well,
not masturbating,
but having sex.

It kinda got me hotter.
redface blaugh  

[Shadows of Evil Sins]

Caught getting head at school by janitor, but they let it slid because I knew him lol. It's all about the people you know.  

[iiShufflePandy]

when i was a lil kid like maybe 8 or 9 i dont remember that much i was caught watching porn i never knew it was bad my first time watching it i never heard them coming up stair ive watched it before but that day i got caught they just said never get back on it

last yr im 14 so when i was 13 i was with my friend and we were kissing
and my mom like to open the door with out knocking lucky i locked it she kept asking me y i had the door locked with another girl in the room
she knows im into girls and still cant get over it


sry its alot  

[pulchritudinous soup]

Luck tends to be on my side. Except for, maybe, one or two occasions. Nevertheless, I have never been caught in "full blown masturbation mode".

My girlfriend was over and, since it was still early in the afternoon, I did not expect anyone to come home. We were "getting into it" and, while I'm naked, I hear someone knock on the door. Of course, I freak out. I pull the sheets on top with wide eyes.

To my "surprise", it was my dad. Thankfully, he never opened the door. Jeeze, wouldn't that be quite the scene?

Otherwise, my mother has walked in when my hand was shoved down my pants. I sometimes forget and act casually. She, being my mother, tried not to notice (or, maybe she didn't actually notice). It was once she left that I realized the placement of my hand. I guess you can assume that I'm quite "active" in that area.

So, yep, that's pretty much it. Really, though, I'm always the one who catches other people. No one catches me... I get to see them, but no, no one will ever see me. I don't know which one is worse; being seen or catching someone else (especially a family member)?

neutral  

[Madmailler06]

by my dog i was really ing to it and he stuck his nose on the bottem of my foot. major moment killer  

[Bridget Paloumar]

Rayne Wynters

lol i got two lol,
1st i was sleeping at my exes house (who is now my step sister lmao) and i was in the middle of... well... helping her "de-stress" and her aunt walked in lol we faked like we were asleep. needless to say that ruined the mood.

the second one, my most recent ex was sleepin over the night before my ACT and i forgot to lock my door or pull the blankets up... anyway i was between her legs and my mom just walked in. she covered her eyes walked right back out and yelled"sorry girls.... lyn make sure your alarm is set for tomorrow" lol the next morning she couldnt look at me without going red. ive never seen my mom so embarrassed

That is so funny. I was over at my ex's house, and she and her two younger brothers were having a contest to see who could stay awake the longest. Well, my ex's mother was the judge who kept going around and checking to make sure none of them were nodding off. She just checked on Cathy (my ex), so we thought we were safe...

We were watching a movie on t.v. on her bed. Well, I had my hand up her shirt and was half laying on her, because we were kissing (not paying attention to the movie or where her mother was in the house whee ) and playing. She had her hand down the front of my shirt and we were really enjoying ouselves...then her mother came charging back in without knocking or giving any warning...>.<

By the time the door was open and her mother could see us. it just looked like I was partially laying on Cathy with my arm wrapped around her...her mother didn't say anything, just turned and practically ran from her room. rofl

Thus how Cathy's mother discovered her only daughter, the one she was convinced would carry on the job of naming her first daughter "Catherine", was gay...of course later I discovered that Cathy wasn't actually gay, just merely bi-curious. >.<  

[Le Pierre]

Well... I once got caught by a police man in a public parking station on the biggest shopping center in my country.

We were on the car...and I guess we were enjoying it too much so the car started to ..move or shake. I remember the police man with the motorcycle closing by and parking his motorcycle next by.
I couldn't see his eyes since he was wearing a helmet. He knocked the window with his knuckle..*tuck tuck tuck*. I had to open the door with my pants open and my shirt hiding my erection, and said "Good Night Officer! Any problem around here?" while he replied "I think you know what I just saw, and you do know what are the consequences of those actions; but I'm going to be flexible, and I'm gonna have to ask you to move your car and leave since this is a public space and not a place to do what you know I saw you doing..." I had no choice to say "No problem!".

We parked the car far away from the one we were and we couldn't stop laughing. I guess the officer couldn't manage the fact we were gay and forced him to be flexible in the situation.

Other than that, I've never been caught doing anything else.  

[S Y T H R ii L]

Haaa... I've almost gotten caught quite a few times.  

[jerkin aint died]

I never been caught masturbating i do it in my room or late, i almost got caught havin phone sex with my wife, she was slurping in my ear and saying stuff ( my room is dark and my tv was kinda loud) and i was moaning through my cellphone sweatdrop n my grandmother opens my door asking me a question i stopped looked answered her question she close my door back n my wife goes back to doin what she was doing wink