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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:45 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:59 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:47 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:44 pm
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Hey everyone! I'm baaack~! (I'd get on Serenity, but the interwebs hates me right now...)
All right, let me start off:
Twilight. We saw it on Tuesday. We're SO going to see it again. And when it comes out on pay-per-view, I'm making my dad buy a whole Saturday for it. It is seriously my favorite movie EVER right now. Best thing I've ever seen. OH MY GOSH~! *fangirl squeal* Seriously, I recommend it. Why, may you ask? 1. It's the best parody EVER. Seriously! It runs exactly like a parody! I couldn't stop laughing! 2. First movie I ever got shushed at for laughing too loudly. 3. Bella's voice has NO INFLECTION. NONE. None whatsoever. I thought SHE was the dead one. 4. Edward's face NEVER changes. EVER. 5. LOL stalker! 6. "I like to watch you sleep. It's..." (Audience fills in the blank, ever the FAN GIRLS!) "Creepy?" "Disturbing?" Edward finishes"...fascinating." 7. (James and EDDY start fighting) I heard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp7BUQOVU88 in my head, because of this picture: http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/J/K/R/twilightpuba.jpg TELL me, their faces are saying something besides, "FIGHT". 8. LOL Bella. 9. She brushes off her friends a lot. 10. SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE???? *dies* Wait... They switched the lyrics on me!!!!! WTF Why not just start with the second verse??? 11. (First sight of the Soundtrack) Oh. My. Gosh. Supermassive black hole is on here?? Lauren(closed-minded Twilight Lover) "Yeah, they made it just for the movie!" Uh, no, they didn't. Have you ever actually listened to that song? Uh.... Unless Bella is the 'queen of the superficial'. Somehow, I doubt that. Go learn before you get smug with me. Oh, wait..... 12. LOL ratings. I forgot. wink 13. "lol, I'm a vampire stalker, and I love you." "OMG ME TOO EDWARD! You're the HOTTEST abusive stalker EVAR!" 14. (Says my friend Courtney, during the sparkly scene)"Emily! Stop laughing! They're going to kill you!" 15. "Courtney, this is better than Trolls 2! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" 16. "Oh, the ignorant masses will buy into anything." 17. About the fifth time commenting on how Bella's walking normally with her cast... COurtney says, "Shut up, it's a good movie!" I reply, chuckling, "I never said it wasn't." 18. When James hurls Bella into the pillar and she makes that awful thud: "OH! That had to hurt!" As he really starts to pwn her: I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. When Edward comes: stupid Edward! Why couldn't she have been hurt a lot mooooore!!!!!! 19. Edward, ripping that chunk of flesh. "This movie just became EPIC. I love this movie, I love it, I love it!" 20. Edward's blank face as Bella's screaming in the background: "PLease, let her bleed to death.......PLEASE~~~~~~~~~~~~!" 21. http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254 22. http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Breaking-Dawn-98016573 23. http://www.take180.com/s/bprmn 24. And finally, because it's getting late: http://www.cracked.com/video_16776_5-reasons-youll-hate-movie-twilight.html
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:27 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:47 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:49 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:08 pm
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