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 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:27 am
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 They call me...I posted this earlier in the chat thread, but I would like some feedback on it. It's not meant to be funny, though if it seems to be that way, that's alright too.
What is the deal with superheroes?
I mean, Superman for instance.
All of the citizens of Metropolis have a disaster and run from said danger area.
Of all the people running away from said beastie or other threat. ONE person runs toward said beastie or other threat. If that isn't suspicious enough, said person is ripping off his clothes to reveal his brightly colored, red, yellow, and blue outfit.
Knowing Clark Kent, he isn't very flamboyant in his reporter outfit, so then he rips of his business suit that is a dull color to reveal the some of the brightest colors of the rainbow.
He's just screaming, "Hey! Look at ME! I am Superman! I enjoy to rip off my clothes in public!"
Phone booths are somewhat better, but that concept still eludes me...
AND, if he is a mild-mannered reporter, where does he get all this money to buy new suits? He's ripping them all off!
And Captain Planet, I have something simple to ask about him.
He always says, "The Power is YOURS!"
If that's the case, why is he around?
That is all.
Count Kiba... |
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:38 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:40 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:42 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:45 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:46 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:48 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:48 am
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Haven't you noticed, that in all superheroes with supernatural powers series, there is at least one episode in wich they don't have powers?
Superman is affected by kriptonite, and is useless.
Green lantern is affected by a yellow something, and is useless.
The X-Men get a weird necklace and boom!, they are useless.
Spiderman pass through a weird time and his powers run out...
If I remember correctly, when they are explaining all the weird powers that Superman have, they tell us that he is super dense, his body is more dense that anything else... that is why the bullets don't have effect in him. But how come that by the effect of kriptonite, he suddenly turns out as fragile as any other human... hey, we are talking here of density, not the ability to fly!
At least, Batman don't have superpowers to loose and look like any other man...
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:50 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:53 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:54 am
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DawnVega Haven't you noticed, that in all superheroes with supernatural powers series, there is at least one episode in wich they don't have powers? Superman is affected by kriptonite, and is useless. Green lantern is affected by a yellow something, and is useless. The X-Men get a weird necklace and boom!, they are useless. Spiderman pass through a weird time and his powers run out... If I remember correctly, when they are explaining all the weird powers that Superman have, they tell us that he is super dense, his body is more dense that anything else... that is why the bullets don't have effect in him. But how come that by the effect of kriptonite, he suddenly turns out as fragile as any other human... hey, we are talking here of density, not the ability to fly! At least, Batman don't have superpowers to loose and look like any other man... They call me...
Well, the weirdness of it all is explained in itself. What's more, Batman is just full of overpriced technology and FAIL.
I dunno, authors have made their characters so strong, they have to find some sort of weakness in simply things, such as glowing green rocks.
@Tangled: And they were in a band?
Count Kiba... |
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:56 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:37 am
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Schoodle Superman`s a d**k. >.> If you`ll notice, on every comic book cover, something horrible is happening and he`s standing there in his pose, hands on hips while grinning like a moron. People are dying and he`s still smiling. Also :: check this out, good for a few laughs. [Super Dickery]@Vega- Batman just goes through weird phases of depression, mental breakdowns, and the like. :] |
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:39 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:53 am
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KibaB DawnVega Haven't you noticed, that in all superheroes with supernatural powers series, there is at least one episode in wich they don't have powers? Superman is affected by kriptonite, and is useless. Green lantern is affected by a yellow something, and is useless. The X-Men get a weird necklace and boom!, they are useless. Spiderman pass through a weird time and his powers run out... If I remember correctly, when they are explaining all the weird powers that Superman have, they tell us that he is super dense, his body is more dense that anything else... that is why the bullets don't have effect in him. But how come that by the effect of kriptonite, he suddenly turns out as fragile as any other human... hey, we are talking here of density, not the ability to fly! At least, Batman don't have superpowers to loose and look like any other man... They call me...
Well, the weirdness of it all is explained in itself. What's more, Batman is just full of overpriced technology and FAIL.
I dunno, authors have made their characters so strong, they have to find some sort of weakness in simply things, such as glowing green rocks.
@Tangled: And they were in a band?
Count Kiba...
You are right, some of their weakness are ridiculus... |
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