Typos;; Deadly harassment weapons, or innocent mistakes?

[Dazily]

(fyi;; title is kinda a joke towards Noi. D: )

So. One fateful day I am on my laptop, like always, and I was on MSN messenger. Noi was on and we were talking about a game or something and then THIS happened:
{Kenzie = Me
Are you... / lol Master Chief dies = Noi }

9/15/2007 10:20:19 PM (*) k e n z i e (*) ewww. xD
9/15/2007 10:20:32 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? Oh oh, since yer not online, you can totally see my dork-ness.
9/15/2007 10:20:43 PM (*) k e n z i e (*) Huh?
9/15/2007 10:20:50 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? Gimme a sex.
9/15/2007 10:20:52 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? sec*
9/15/2007 10:20:54 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? Woah
9/15/2007 10:20:56 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? BIG typo
9/15/2007 10:20:57 PM Are you getting enough Lactic Acid Bacteria? xD;
9/15/2007 10:20:57 PM (*) k e n z i e (*) o_____o;;;
9/15/2007 10:21:04 PM (*) k e n z i e (*) oh dear....

Yes. That was like, THE most epic fail typo ever. And made by your neighborhood Noi. But then a while after that, I made a typo as well.:

9/25/2007 1:06:16 PM lol Master Chief dies You should know, I rock at multi tasking. Heck, I'm listening to music too.
9/25/2007 1:07:00 PM .::kenzie::. Woahs. I can barely walk and chew gun at the same time.
9/25/2007 1:07:05 PM .::kenzie::. * GUM
9/25/2007 1:07:09 PM .::kenzie::. Not gun. xDD
9/25/2007 1:12:44 PM .::kenzie::. Well that ain't as bad as YOUR typo.
9/25/2007 1:15:30 PM lol Master Chief dies Oh please. It's the exact same situation. C is right next to X, just like how M is right next to N.
9/25/2007 1:16:30 PM .::kenzie::. But which typo is worse? "Gimme a sex"? Or "I can barely walk and chew gun"
9/25/2007 1:18:34 PM lol Master Chief dies Both. >:V
9/25/2007 1:19:12 PM .::kenzie::. Nauh yours is way worse.
9/25/2007 1:20:48 PM lol Master Chief dies O RLY?
9/25/2007 1:21:28 PM .::kenzie::. yuh.
9/25/2007 1:25:17 PM lol Master Chief dies We must let the guild know and see which one of us is right then.
9/25/2007 1:25:36 PM .::kenzie::. Okay. Your on.


So, MADG. To keep this not spamming or whatever, I must ask;;
Have you ever made any REALLY bad typos that were taken the totally wrong way?
Like. "Noi" bad? (No offense. Lawl.)
I remember saying "you make me a$$" (<- edit), instead of "you make me sad". Then again, I typo all the time. Some of my typos are minor, like "if" ---> "is"

Darn all those little words. They screw me over the hardest. >:V

What are your typing faults? If there a certain word you ALWAYS seem to mess up?


Ps;; Noi. I am never letting you live this down~ ;D
I may be a typo queen, but yours took the Epic Fail cake.  

[Dieu de Musique]

never made any typos that major
I probably have, but I really can't remember them XP
no turned into mp today, real minor though  

[[Noi]]

Not letting me live it down?

Oh come on. -I- told you to make the thread. xD  

[Skarlis]

I make more Freudian Slips than typos. =D

Bf: "Why...where's Susie going?"
Me: "She's going to v****a -- I MEAN VIRGINIA D:"

True convo. Susie is the girl who left my job for a month to Virginia, and I was rather...frustrated... ninja  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

Skarlis

I make more Freudian Slips than typos. =D

Bf: "Why...where's Susie going?"
Me: "She's going to v****a -- I MEAN VIRGINIA D:"

True convo. Susie is the girl who left my job for a month to Virginia, and I was rather...frustrated... ninja

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

rofl rofl rofl
That's amazing.

And yeah, I make really bad typos all the time, not that I could randomly remember them. I've had friends say really awkward things to me too. Ugh, I wish I could remember them.

Asides from typos, my friends and I often say things accidentally that sound way different than how we meant it. Good times. sweatdrop

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Dictator STD]

I are full of typos xD~
in portuguese or in english..... i have to correct at least one word per sentence because of my typing skills xD~ (good thing most of the times I check before pressing enter) ;D

so anyways.... theres a word in portuguse.... Pronto... which means, ready. Most of the times I type porn-to ninja
give me a sex has happened to me before lol  

[[Lena E.]]

Ah... Noi definitely fails more. Not that yours is any good.

My typos are more stupid mistakes or grammatical errors. I'm too good to make one of those mistakes. pirate

I remember the one time I said lol instead of laughing. It's not really a typo, but it was IRL and I was talking chat speak. I guess it doesn't really count. sad  

[Dazily]

bwuahhahahahah. <3

ilu all.



lmao @ skar  

[zomgwhee]

pfft i have the biggest typos in the world 0.o;;  

[Dazily]

zomgwhee

pfft i have the biggest typos in the world 0.o;;

if you ever have an IM convo with me,

you'd take that back and say "Mii makes the biggest typos"

> <;;

 

[zomgwhee]

Manamii

zomgwhee

pfft i have the biggest typos in the world 0.o;;

if you ever have an IM convo with me,

you'd take that back and say "Mii makes the biggest typos"

> <;;

i dont boher if people can read my words or not sweatdrop  

[Dazily]

I fail, then try, then fail, then retry, then fail, then giveup.

^ ^;;

 

[[Noi]]

Manamii

I fail, then try, then fail, then retry, then fail, then giveup.

^ ^;;

You so totally took that from last night's conversation. >:V  

[Dazily]

[Noi]

Manamii

I fail, then try, then fail, then retry, then fail, then giveup.

^ ^;;

You so totally took that from last night's conversation. >:V

oh ship you caught me.

so?
i said it i should be able to use it when i want to.

>:V

 

[[Noi]]

Manamii

[Noi]

Manamii

I fail, then try, then fail, then retry, then fail, then giveup.

^ ^;;

You so totally took that from last night's conversation. >:V

oh ship you caught me.

so?
i said it i should be able to use it when i want to.

>:V

Well, umm....

YOU FAIL.

-runs-