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 Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:36 pm
So I was walking home from school like always. Nothing out of the ordinary, Just walking.
Sadly, I live 2 blocks away from a high school, so of course there are a lot of ditchers [as well as policemen, but we should all know that story by now.] [Or not.]
I'm on one side of the street, and these three high schoolers are on the other. They saw me, and tried to act all coy by jaywalking to my side and approaching me. Normally I wouldn't give a damn, but one crossed the line.
This one decided he would hit on me my stroking my arm. when I turned around, he gave me this sort of look: ¬ w¬
So in return, already pissed that he touched me, I gave him the same look as I walked up to him, then my face immediately went ò_____ó And I slapped him straight across the face.
Don't. ********. Touch. Me.
Do you have any bad flirting stories? For some reason, did any of them work? o__O;
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:39 pm
Nintendo told me touching is good. cool
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:45 pm
As long as they don't touch in the wrong places. >.<
I went to my underwear's brand's website and found a picture of my underwear type. x]]
Wanna see ?
Too bad.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:46 pm
Pailzor Nintendo told me touching is good. cool
Unless your DS is a girl.
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Or a guy.
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Dude, you're sick. gonk
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Melodious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:48 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Lol... At Steve's birthday party back at the end of January his friend Derrick was drunk and hitting on Becca and he said "I'm a sandwich artist, I'm kind of a big deal" and they've been dating since shortly after then. Haha. That was mostly just amusing, but I'll never forget that line.
Err.. at that same party this kid Billy was trying to get Becca to go home with him (lol next door) and he was being really stupid and started telling us about how he looked up Banana-p***y porn on Google. It was really awkward.
Trying to think of stupid stuff said or done to me.. the only one I can think of off hand was the time I was with mom and Dave in the states at one of their friends' places.. and his friend had a brother-in-law just a bit older than me and he wasn't so much flirting but trying REALLY hard at showing off. He was shooting his gun at random crap in the yard and playing around on his four-wheeler. I wasn't in the slightest bit impressed and he was just making himself look stupid. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:50 pm
Bella Doe As long as they don't touch in the wrong places. >.<
I went to my underwear's brand's website and found a picture of my underwear type. x]]
Wanna see ?
Too bad. I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Size 4 in childrens eh? lol I used to work at Zellers and we sold those. =P ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:51 pm
rofl
There's always flirting going on... I just don't quite remember how I tell the guys to ******** off... without using the proper "******** off" phrase because I can't be rude
I even said to this one guy "I'm a lesbian go find a straight girl for you to hit on" and then my friend told him I was lying stare I almost slapped my friend's face ;T
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:52 pm
s4mgir1v3rsi0n Bella Doe As long as they don't touch in the wrong places. >.<
I went to my underwear's brand's website and found a picture of my underwear type. x]]
Wanna see ?
Too bad. I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Size 4 in childrens eh? lol I used to work at Zellers and we sold those. =P ...I laughed myself to sleep. not size four, thats the only picture they had on the website. >.< By the way, I lol'ed at this. 
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Melodious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:06 pm
s4mgir1v3rsi0n I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Lol... At Steve's birthday party back at the end of January his friend Derrick was drunk and hitting on Becca and he said "I'm a sandwich artist, I'm kind of a big deal" and they've been dating since shortly after then. Haha. That was mostly just amusing, but I'll never forget that line.
Err.. at that same party this kid Billy was trying to get Becca to go home with him (lol next door) and he was being really stupid and started telling us about how he looked up Banana-p***y porn on Google. It was really awkward.
Trying to think of stupid stuff said or done to me.. the only one I can think of off hand was the time I was with mom and Dave in the states at one of their friends' places.. and his friend had a brother-in-law just a bit older than me and he wasn't so much flirting but trying REALLY hard at showing off. He was shooting his gun at random crap in the yard and playing around on his four-wheeler. I wasn't in the slightest bit impressed and he was just making himself look stupid. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
Then again, I've seen cucumber... .__.;
And that dude sounds just like a redneck American, with a gun and a four-wheeler...xD;
@ Bella: I lol'd too. xD
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:10 pm
Skarlis Pailzor Nintendo told me touching is good. cool
Unless your DS is a girl.
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Or a guy.
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Dude, you're sick. gonk lol .. I dont know what kind of gender my ds is ....lol
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Melodious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:38 pm
reignstar-72 Skarlis Pailzor Nintendo told me touching is good. cool
Unless your DS is a girl.
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Or a guy.
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Dude, you're sick. gonk lol .. I dont know what kind of gender my ds is ....lol
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:39 pm
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Melodious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:02 pm
He was totally owned, for sure. >:3
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:14 pm
reignstar-72 Skarlis Pailzor Nintendo told me touching is good. cool
Unless your DS is a girl.
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Or a guy.
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Dude, you're sick. gonk lol .. I dont know what kind of gender my ds is ....lol
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:17 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... rofl Nani he was a stupid Redneck American boy. It was funny. Not as bad as the deep south rednecks but still. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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