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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:50 am
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Alright, so I wake up this morning at 7:00 to the sound of banging in the bathroom riiiight next to my room.. The constant sound of someone sanding the bathroom wall down kept me from closing my eyes again, so I finally decided to just get the ******** up.
Irritated, I open my door to see Adam and Jeremy (two friends of mine [kinda sorta]) workin' on the bathroom. I kind of scoffed and walked away, barely able to see having just been disturbed from my two hours of sleep.
I hear one of them start complaining about the bathroom window not wanting to open. So I figure I'd go check it out. It was stuck. Didn't want to open. So I figure I'd beat it open..... With my fist...
Now, I don't know what the hell posessed me to do so, but I struck the window (not hard, mind you, I really didn't mean to do more then knock it open a little bit), and the sonofabitch shattered all over my effin' right hand.
I got two deep gashes on the right side of my palm where my pinky knuckle is, three or four smaller individual cuts on my middle finger knuckle, two on my middle finger, one in the middle of the back of my hand, and a larger slash just above my ring finger knuckle.
I realize I got extremely lucky. None of the glass shards stuck in my hand, and I actually was able to pull my fist back out of the shattered mess without anymore real damage being done.
This is the first time I've ever done something to give truth to the belief that your ability to make good decisions is impared with lack of sleep.
Now it didn't hurt as bad as it looks like it would hurt, but no I'm not going to get stitches even though I probably should. It'll be a cold day in hell before I go to the ER for something I can fix with superglue and electrical tape. wink
Discuss:: So how many of you have learned this lesson? Any of y'all done something stupid, and then look back and say "What the HELL was I thinking????" because of sleep deprivation, intoxication or stress?
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:08 pm
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Oh my god. I laughed so hard at that.
Once, I was drunk off my a**, or maybe stoned, or maybe both, and one of my friends convinced me that I could fly. But just to be safe, he tied a bungee cord to my belt. So I tried to fly off the roof of the back porch. Needless to say, I hit the ground. Hard. And I just kinda laid there for about ten minutes. Dylan thought I died.
Another time, I was quite sober. A couple of my friends were cleaning out some shitty shed thing for some reason, and all the trash wouldn`t fit in the trunk of Chris`s car, so the were like "Hey Jen, hold the trash in." So I`m sitting there holding the trash bags in, yelling at them not to take off too fast, otherwise I`d come kill them. Guess what Skippy -- he was driving -- does? He guns it. So I go flying off, and land in the middle of the street. Instead of getting up, I just kinda laid there, and the way I was laying it looked like my leg had been all busted to hell. Skippy and Chris laugh a little bit about their hilarity. Then they realize, "Oh s**t!" Skippy comes running up and starts shaking me, which hurt more than the entire incident, so I punch him in the balls as hard as I could.
In case you have inferred this yet, I`m the one that all my friends say "Hey, do this." and I probably will.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:56 pm
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Hahah. XD
I only have one imcident that's fresh on my mind... well, actually no, it happened years a go, like 7? Or maybe 5 years a go... anyway...
I was at school [primary school] and we had this cool bench stuff, and we always like jumping across the benches, just for fun, the school's kinda sporty and stuff. >.< Anyway, I was jumping across the benches, and before I got to my last one, I kind of misjudged the angle and stuff.
My knees and shin hit the edge of the bench. And it hurt something fierce. And it was bleeding like hell. God they hurt. whee I didn't go to the hospital, I just let it heal naturally, too.
o.o; Of course, years later, it's all healed, but there are these bumps on my knees where all the tissue repaired itself... >.< My reflexes are much more sensitive there too...
... I'm not sure if that counts as a "wtf was I thinking!?" moment. I just felt nostalgic. xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:51 am
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