Shop class..

[All We Know Is Failling]

Great.. This term I have shop. (Make things out of wood.) The teacher is a perve and I suck. My friend is too tall to use the wood holders so she has to go on her knees. The teacher said to her "You work good on your knees, I bet you'd work better standing.." Now think about it pervertedly. Yeah... Do you have shop or have ever had shop class. Today he wouldn't turn on the vents so I had saw dust all over me. My hair was white. My shirt was destroyed... So.. I walked around wearing under armor.. I kinda like shop.... But, I suck xD  

[Norayr]

I don't really see how perverted, "You work good on your knees, but I bet you'd work better standing" is.

I just found it funny that he didn't say, "STAND UP AND DO YOUR WORK!" And instead said what he said.

Anyway, shop is good. It'll make you a real man; it'll put some hair on your chest.  

[All We Know Is Failling]

Blow job :3

You haveto think like a seventh grade :;>>

Last year porn was found on hios laptop though.. Kinda scary cause he always stares at my friend's chest.  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

>_> It was kind of pointless to say "Now think about it pervertedly." For me anyways. I already thought of it that way in the back of my mind. Pft. talk2hand

Also, what is it with shop teachers? The one at my old High School was creepy too. I'm sure he's an alright guy but he scared me a little. It was pretty funny though the one year when he dressed as a woman for Halloween. I think he shaved his legs and everything. xD

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Norayr]

xD I was drinking my cup of whatever when I finally get to the last sentence of sam's post. Bye-bye water.

~*~

Though I know the b*****b was implied by what you said, I just didn't see it go that way for some reason. *shrug*
oh well.
Creepy teachers.  

[Rathmanian]

This one kid, in shop class, he took a piece of wood, and shaped it into a p***s and then put it back up in the rack with the wood.
XD

 

[Oh Snap its Kaitlin]

Oh gosh. I just remembered the funniest thing last year.

So my shop teacher had all the tools hanging on a wall it perfect order, but people never put them back in the right place after they use them.
So he asked one kid to paint an outline of the tool onto the wall so after it was used they'd know where to put it.
Well the kid was painting a pair of scissors and instead of an outline her painting the whole thing.
A few days later another kid took the scissors off the wall, looked at the thing painted behind it and shouted "IT LOOKS LIKE A p***s!" I laughed so freaking hard at that.

Lolz. That was always my favorite class.  

[Moonlight_Bella]

Goodness I hope things look brighter for you down the road.

Maybe it was just one of 'those days'. =/

And no, never had a wood shop class before, but I've heard of them and have gotten different points of view.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

OOH! That reminds me. My grade 10 gym teacher got the shop teacher to make her 3 wooden penises for our health class so she could show us how big to expect most erect penises to be and to show us how to put on a condom. Funny stuff.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Usagimitai]

XD thats horrible! What a perv!  

[Flurgin Popin]

When I had shop, the school called it Technology. But my teacher was a pretty nice guy, not creepy at all. The health teacher, on the other hand was a different story. During the whole class everyday he'd put his hands in his pockets and play with his "keys". It was just plain nasty.  

[Rathmanian]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

OOH! That reminds me. My grade 10 gym teacher got the shop teacher to make her 3 wooden penises for our health class so she could show us how big to expect most erect penises to be and to show us how to put on a condom. Funny stuff.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

Suuuuuuure... They were for "health class"...
;3
What about the rest of the time...?

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

xD She kept them in her... erm.. box of other health class props.

Take that however you'd like. xP

Eww.. lol. I don't think a wooden d***o would be very good though. Even if it was sanded really good.. it wouldn't slide well. Anywho. lol now this is turning into the sex thread.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Flurgin Popin]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

xD She kept them in her... erm.. box of other health class props.

Take that however you'd like. xP

Eww.. lol. I don't think a wooden d***o would be very good though. Even if it was sanded really good.. it wouldn't slide well. Anywho. lol now this is turning into the sex thread.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

Man... imagine if they got splinters down there... eww.  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

Flurgin Popin

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

xD She kept them in her... erm.. box of other health class props.

Take that however you'd like. xP

Eww.. lol. I don't think a wooden d***o would be very good though. Even if it was sanded really good.. it wouldn't slide well. Anywho. lol now this is turning into the sex thread.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

Man... imagine if they got splinters down there... eww.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

I'd rather not imagine. lol

...I laughed myself to sleep.