Pop Quiz, Bishes! >3

[Lady Pelvic]

Pop Quiz kitties.

Check it out, me and my friend were talking, and he said an interesting quote, motto thing.
(Yes, I feel like being an attention whore at the moment at getting the whole MAGD in this Jay s**t. =/ -Drama Queen . . . for today- )


(Blackie-Chan is my nickname at school, and in no way is that picture related to my avatar. ;D It's me outside of Gaia. )

" A fool makes the greatest lover. "

Here's the deal, you have one shot. Tell me what this quote means. Make it good. I'm in a pissy mood so I'mma be super picky.

• No ******** epic stories. Meaning, just a paragraph or two will suffice.
  
• Give examples of this quote. What would a fool do to make such a wonderful lover.
  
• Be semi-literate, please.
  
• Via PM, please. Title the PM "Jay needs to show Pelvic some love. No second chances if you mess up.
  
• I'm looking for specific words.
  
• Pelvic wants to smile, make sure to include a joke at the end of your answer. No joke? Then you're automatically out. I don't care what the joke is, just a joke. Corny? I don't care. Just a joke.
  
• This contest ends when I say so. But I'll give you all at least a half an hour.
  
• I'm in a super bad mood. You break any of the rules above I won't be to pleased.
  
• Oh right, you win 1o,ooo gold.
  
  
  --> Hints <--
  
• I would read in the Anger Management thread and read Pelvic's lovely rant.
  
• Pelvic loves those " Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes " jokes. >w<

Those who have failed//

>> Kiwi Cow
>> The Forgotten Bagel

 

[Kiwi Cow]

*thinks*
Hmm
SHITXZ
I forgot the joke >O
*fails*
Good luck everyone D;  

[Lady Pelvic]

Cow, you failed to follow the requirements.

Out.  

[Kiwi Cow]

Pelvic Thrust Fairy

Cow, you failed to follow the requirements.

Out.

I know When I sent it I yell FUGDE I forgot the joke and My bro wa slike STFU I'm trying to sleep x__X
Good luck to everyone else
Don't be dumb like me exclaim xp  

[Lady Pelvic]

-Patpat-
Maybe next time.  

[Kiwi Cow]

Nah I was just hopin to get something before I quit XP
can't say I didn't try xO  

[Lady Pelvic]

Yup, trying is good. :]  

[Kiwi Cow]

Todays my last day on gaia so
Bye O:
I'll miss you PTF
=/  

[Lady Pelvic]

Bai Kiwi~~ <3

-Thrust thrust thrust-  

[ZOMGAsa]

sorry you're in a bad mood. this should help.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

enjoy and feel better.  

[XAmberrXO]

ve an anger managment thread?
no one tells me anything xp  

[Lady Pelvic]

D;
How did you not hear about my rant about Jay being a butthead?! D;  

[XAmberrXO]

lol
like I said
no one tells me anything
and PTF, don't let it get to you wink  

[Dr.Kittles]

Pfft.. PTF... you are waaay to good for that lamer. He may be da shmex but.. if he treats you like that then he doesn't deserve you! If you really want to stick it out then you should at least talk to him about it. No one should be treated like that! Grr.. I want to go crazy on his face with my fist... maybe I should go to anger management. Rofl.

P.S. This is Ominous Lush's mule (now official) account if you are wondering who I am. =]